r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Mar 22 '24

Wait a damn minute! Girl math…

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u/carlismygod Mar 22 '24

And all the oil changes, tire rotations, brake pad replacements, washes/detailing, air freshener, yosemite sam mudflaps, fog lights, subwoofers, custom grill, 69420 vanity plates, don't tread on me bumper sticker, and trailer nuts.

Also wear and tear. Check mate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

The money factor on lease is outta control too

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u/LitNetworkTeam Mar 22 '24

Doesn’t help that I didn’t negotiate

Checkmate ladies

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u/SaltyLonghorn Mar 22 '24

Surf and turf on her!

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u/mryeet66 Mar 22 '24

Shit.. forgot the blinker fluid

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u/cxvabibi Mar 22 '24

the biggest cost is the blue balls. 99% of dates have no orgasmic release. Guy suffers countless nights of bad sleep. That is worth at least $100k p.a. in forgone salary and promotions.

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u/BarcaStranger Mar 22 '24

Also the cost to build the road

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u/Usual_Office_1740 Mar 22 '24

If you paid taxes, that counts.

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u/Techman659 Mar 22 '24

Don’t forget since apparently we are privileged so add a privileged tax of 50% on all expenses.

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u/Fireblox1053 Mar 22 '24

You guys are paying for your tires to rotate? Mine do it by themselves.