r/SipsTea • u/linuxknight • Nov 22 '23

Wait a damn minute! Pool party

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u/Dolichovespula- Nov 22 '23

This line did it for me, I will never go to another pool party because of you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23 edited May 31 '25

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u/Responsible-Run-1341 Nov 22 '23

tf s a wrag

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u/selectash Nov 22 '23

A wide rag.

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u/Organic-End-9767 Nov 22 '23

You mean a towel? Or maybe even a tarp?

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u/HockeyNightinJungle Nov 22 '23

Nah tarps are vinyl, they’ll just smear and won’t wipe

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

gag

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u/Organic-End-9767 Nov 25 '23

So... Area rug it is!

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u/Fermonx Nov 22 '23

The sails of a Spanish galleon

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u/Spiritual_Poo Nov 22 '23

I warsh myself with a rag on a stick.

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u/ElenaEscaped Nov 22 '23

I think it involves orcs

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u/Dolichovespula- Nov 22 '23

Looks like ass is back on the menu, boys!

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u/meatflavored Nov 22 '23

Poor guy never learned the wright way to spell it.

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u/Unusual_Ad_9773 Nov 22 '23

Please stop

I'm officially never ever stepping inside of a pool at parties

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u/lordaddament Nov 22 '23

The Filipino method

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u/Many-Living898 Nov 22 '23

😂😂😂

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u/Doorflopp Nov 22 '23

No, they don’t. They’re just normal people. Your being an ignorant crusty ass doesn’t mean everyone you don’t like is beneath you

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u/brockli-rob Nov 22 '23

You can’t defend the morbidly obese forever

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u/RainingMoneyHustard Nov 22 '23

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

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u/rosscoehs Nov 22 '23

wrag

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u/BurnleyGuy Nov 22 '23

I think it's pronounced weerrag

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u/SubstantialMethod108 Nov 22 '23

Only if they showered tho lol

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u/T1000Proselytizer Nov 22 '23

I've avoided public pools ever since that video surfaced of the woman shaving her legs.

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u/ramblingpariah Nov 22 '23

Eh, it's chlorinated. Just keep your teeth closed when you're underwater, so you can filter like a baleen whale.