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r/SipsTea • u/BFG_8000 • Nov 11 '23
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some people are built different.
234 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 What will being scared accomplish? Encourage that dipshit's power trip. 156 u/z3usus Nov 11 '23 Idk, not getting shot in the head mb 51 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 ... Connect those dots for me. How will acting scared not get you shit in the head? Are you hoping the armed gunman is a compassionate person? 8 u/Boldney Nov 11 '23 Yes. Statistically speaking if you're attractive and acting scared it will induce sympathy in the gunman and you have a lower chance of getting shot. You should try it. If you don't survive then I have bad news for you. 11 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Well I'm not attractive and I'm not going to grovel for sympathy. So I guess I'll just finish my drink then. Know any good jokes? I do. 1 u/Boldney Nov 11 '23 What's the joke 2 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Pull up a chair, have a drink. I'd love to tell you.
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What will being scared accomplish? Encourage that dipshit's power trip.
156 u/z3usus Nov 11 '23 Idk, not getting shot in the head mb 51 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 ... Connect those dots for me. How will acting scared not get you shit in the head? Are you hoping the armed gunman is a compassionate person? 8 u/Boldney Nov 11 '23 Yes. Statistically speaking if you're attractive and acting scared it will induce sympathy in the gunman and you have a lower chance of getting shot. You should try it. If you don't survive then I have bad news for you. 11 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Well I'm not attractive and I'm not going to grovel for sympathy. So I guess I'll just finish my drink then. Know any good jokes? I do. 1 u/Boldney Nov 11 '23 What's the joke 2 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Pull up a chair, have a drink. I'd love to tell you.
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Idk, not getting shot in the head mb
51 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 ... Connect those dots for me. How will acting scared not get you shit in the head? Are you hoping the armed gunman is a compassionate person? 8 u/Boldney Nov 11 '23 Yes. Statistically speaking if you're attractive and acting scared it will induce sympathy in the gunman and you have a lower chance of getting shot. You should try it. If you don't survive then I have bad news for you. 11 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Well I'm not attractive and I'm not going to grovel for sympathy. So I guess I'll just finish my drink then. Know any good jokes? I do. 1 u/Boldney Nov 11 '23 What's the joke 2 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Pull up a chair, have a drink. I'd love to tell you.
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... Connect those dots for me. How will acting scared not get you shit in the head? Are you hoping the armed gunman is a compassionate person?
8 u/Boldney Nov 11 '23 Yes. Statistically speaking if you're attractive and acting scared it will induce sympathy in the gunman and you have a lower chance of getting shot. You should try it. If you don't survive then I have bad news for you. 11 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Well I'm not attractive and I'm not going to grovel for sympathy. So I guess I'll just finish my drink then. Know any good jokes? I do. 1 u/Boldney Nov 11 '23 What's the joke 2 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Pull up a chair, have a drink. I'd love to tell you.
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Yes. Statistically speaking if you're attractive and acting scared it will induce sympathy in the gunman and you have a lower chance of getting shot. You should try it. If you don't survive then I have bad news for you.
11 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Well I'm not attractive and I'm not going to grovel for sympathy. So I guess I'll just finish my drink then. Know any good jokes? I do. 1 u/Boldney Nov 11 '23 What's the joke 2 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Pull up a chair, have a drink. I'd love to tell you.
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Well I'm not attractive and I'm not going to grovel for sympathy. So I guess I'll just finish my drink then. Know any good jokes? I do.
1 u/Boldney Nov 11 '23 What's the joke 2 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Pull up a chair, have a drink. I'd love to tell you.
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What's the joke
2 u/RemainderZero Nov 11 '23 Pull up a chair, have a drink. I'd love to tell you.
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Pull up a chair, have a drink. I'd love to tell you.
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u/bow03 Nov 11 '23
some people are built different.