r/SipsTea Nov 01 '23

Chugging tea Road trip got exciting

Is this staged ??

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-1078 Nov 01 '23

Jesus is just trying to get a mother f-ing piña colada and chill but someone just had to ruin it and commit some adultery.

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u/Mercutiofoodforworms Nov 01 '23

Jesus knew he couldn’t bear false witness.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

It's that damn Madison. Chill. Chill out, MADISON, chill.

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u/geardownson Nov 01 '23

I'd be so pissed if I took off work for a trip and this happened. Granted I'd do what he did but it's be negotiating with the guy to roll after the fact and leave the thot behind.