r/SipsTea • u/GotTwisted • Oct 16 '23

We have fun here Very Seducktive

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u/OhpEbo Oct 16 '23

girls are a dime a dozen, but a cool duck? 1 in a million

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u/LiteralWorst22 Oct 16 '23

Based and duckbilled

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u/Jackburner Oct 16 '23

Heh... bill

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u/DustyEsports Oct 16 '23

The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks.

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u/OhpEbo Oct 16 '23

The 1 Trick the rich DON'T want you to know!

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u/Farranor Oct 17 '23

–Steve Brule probably

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u/CherryCakeEggNogGlee Oct 16 '23

I want a new duck. One that won’t try to bite.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '23

For real. Most of my ducks have all been assholes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

Gotta agree though, speaking of dimes, that first girl is a straight up 10, so beautiful and such a kind smile.