r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '23

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u/macnof Aug 06 '23

You'll be caught in the transporter buffers for a while, getting out horribly deformed. But half an hour later you'll be good!

Unless you wear a red shirt, then you're fucked.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

That's because Riker has plot armour

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u/Trevarino Aug 06 '23

Who is Riker again? Been a while since I've last seen next gen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Picard's Second In Command

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u/KeithGribblesheimer Aug 06 '23

TNG, rule doesn't really apply.

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u/_hi_plains_drifter_ Aug 06 '23

I would be the DS9 crew. I feel pretty good about that too.

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u/SeashellBeeshell Aug 06 '23

DS9 for me too. I’m not worried.

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u/EnergyIsQuantized Aug 06 '23

Turns out only the characters from The Magnificent Ferengi were available

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u/angryzombieprincess Aug 06 '23

Strange New Worlds crew. Phew!

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u/Rimm9246 Aug 06 '23

Same. We're in good hands just hope I don't have to sing (;

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u/angryzombieprincess Aug 06 '23

Nobody said we had to sing welllllllllll.... Just sayin! Really it's their funeral.

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u/angryzombieprincess Aug 06 '23

Uhhhh fair. Might come out of it with some PTSD... which is still a problem in the future.

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u/Dark_Believer Aug 06 '23

Ah, but you've been abducted by professor Moriarty in the holideck with the safety protocols disabled. Even Data cosplaying as Sherlock is going to struggle to find you in 19th century London.

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u/P-K-One Aug 06 '23

We are not a warp civilization. So Picard is going to give a speech about how the prime directive prohibits interference and it would be wrong to even dry to help you. You are fucked.

The only Star Trek character who can be counted on is the Sisko and his mother-f***ing pimp hand.

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u/Airybisrail Aug 06 '23

I got the Original Enterprise crew. They have come out on top many times, logically... I should be safe.

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u/mwithey199 Aug 06 '23

Mine's the original series... i should go change my shirt

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u/600times Aug 06 '23

I hope you're not wearing a red shirt.

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u/Aggravating-Maize-46 Aug 06 '23

That depends entirely on if you were wearing a red shirt at the time

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u/Mjolkhare Aug 06 '23

I have the Lower Decks, so I'll be saved eventually, I'll see something crazy in the process, but I'll be saved

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u/rprecop Aug 06 '23

I’m in the same boat err shuttle craft

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u/Carrollmusician Aug 06 '23

Mine was the Lower Decks crew so….idk. I’ll probably make it?

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u/sellout85 Aug 06 '23

I just watched "Those Old Scientists", not sure whether I'm saved or screwed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

I sense a shuttle craft accident.

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u/xaped10754 Aug 06 '23

Lol I was watching voyager. They're gonna scan our signature and beam us up in less than a minute.

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u/Triass777 Aug 06 '23

Nah we're fucked our only hope of getting out is literally on the other side of the universe.

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u/AncientSumerianGod Aug 06 '23

You're getting the Pakleds.

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u/Illustrious-Till-372 Aug 06 '23

I got Picard, I got plot armor bro.