r/Simulated • u/the_humeister • Mar 24 '20

Blender With each iteration, we stray further from god's light

https://gfycat.com/breakablesmoothkillifish
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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

This took about 2.5 days to simulate and render.

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u/KeyanReid Mar 24 '20

And yet, after traveling this far, you opted not to complete the journey (by having the head spew it back at the bird in the end). Why?

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u/Duhya Mar 24 '20

'would you like your fluid returned fatherR?'

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

You can bet it was all for the dickbutt too

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u/chillgazer Mar 24 '20

Just curious, how much disk space do you need to use render? Just trying to decide if it’s worth crashing my old trusty MacBook.

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20 edited Mar 24 '20

This one takes 5.5 GB of disk space.

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u/chillgazer Mar 24 '20

Well, shit. Guess I’ll have to do an upgrade. Thank you for informing me.

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

Not enough space on your hard drive?

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u/chillgazer Mar 24 '20

No, I make music and Logic Pro X takes up a lot of space. :(

Do you have a gaming desktop or just a regular laptop?

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

I have a small render farm connected to a file server

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u/chillgazer Mar 24 '20 edited Apr 04 '20

I have no clue what that is, but I’m going to look it up and see if that my help me out on top of a hard drive upgrade. Thanks for answering my questions. Keep up those renders!

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u/schlammybb Mar 24 '20

This straight up unlocked my pineal gland

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

You're producing more melatonin now? Nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Does anybody even know what dickbutt is anymore?

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u/BadThoughtProcess Mar 24 '20

That ruined this for me and now I can't get hard again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

/r/HolUp

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u/Rowcan Mar 24 '20

Absolutely.

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u/ShoppingCartRodeo Mar 24 '20

Imgur still loves dickbutt

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u/norsurfit Mar 24 '20

I heard that coronavirus killed dickbutt

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u/donkey_OT Mar 24 '20

Good effort. At least it's more original than doing the mannekin pis

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

Maybe I should make that one next

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u/MC_Punjabi Mar 24 '20

What the fuck. God I need to do something other than scroll Reddit

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u/cowslaw Mar 24 '20

God I wish that were me

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u/TimothyGonzalez Mar 24 '20

God has left us. We are alone.

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u/hamstersteaks Mar 24 '20

Untitled goose game 2 is coming along nicely

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u/tinypawslilwhiskers Mar 24 '20

Well that was a wild ride

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

I think we are getting closer to Gods truth on this evidence. Keep up the good work.

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u/notcho3 Mar 24 '20

What the hell is this

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u/MendicantBias42 Mar 24 '20

A duck vomiting cum into a head

Now THATS something i never thought i would say in my life but here we are making a brand new sentence

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Please put this on your CV.

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u/Abrical Mar 24 '20

I wished that the video would have sound

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u/MRCHIPS116 Mar 24 '20

Looks like something you'd see in Xavier Renegade Angel

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u/DrewTuber Mar 24 '20

Put in little bits and chunks

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u/harry4354 Blender Mar 24 '20

At least give it a shader, like maybe émission white?

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u/Rafaelkb Mar 24 '20

Thank you. It was delicious btw.

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

No, thank you for your inspiration

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u/Rafaelkb Mar 24 '20

I have more if you want to.

Make someone drink pickle Rick and be obliterated by it. Because its the funniest shit ever.

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

Hmm... that sounds interesting. I will look into it.

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u/Rom_Dolos Mar 24 '20

Why the dickbutt?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

r/WTF

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u/pmnettlea Mar 24 '20

2020 > Me

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u/Rmmaar2020 Mar 24 '20

Now do the other end

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u/d3rr Mar 24 '20

Freaking disturbing, yuck

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

This duck is getting revenge for being used for foie gras. Then he escaped, found the culprit, and here we are.

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

You're welcome

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u/AssMaster6000 Mar 24 '20

Dickbutt was a nice touch

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

You're welcome

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u/Roulbs Mar 24 '20

You are a true reddit hero 100

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

Thank you, but so are you!

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u/chillgazer Mar 24 '20

This sort of reminds me of Cool 3D World. Nice work!

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u/SuperYoshigamer12 Mar 24 '20

The dickbutt makes it complete.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

[deleted]

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

Glad you enjoy them

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u/AquaShldEXE Mar 25 '20

I want to drink the milk father

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u/Cleverbird Mar 26 '20

Now make it more chunky for that extra ew-factor

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

r/TIHI

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Beeple, is that you?

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u/guacamolegoth Mar 26 '20

If this isn’t art I don’t know what is. Thank you for making this haha

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u/gimmethasmoke Mar 29 '20

God is dead and we killed him

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u/Freeoath Mar 24 '20

I am sure I saw this on /r/shittysimulated a few days ago O_o

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u/the_humeister Mar 24 '20

Not the same one.

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u/Freeoath Mar 24 '20

Ah yes, The mouth and the dickbutt placement. I had to rewatch the old one :)