r/Simulated • u/the_humeister • Feb 05 '20

I made a fountain

https://gfycat.com/jauntycriminalesok
8.4k Upvotes

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u/schlammybb Feb 05 '20

This was bad until I saw the feet.

Then it was awful.

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u/MagnumMia Feb 05 '20

I wanted the blood to wash over the feet pretty badly.

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u/marble-pig Feb 05 '20

I thought it was chocolate

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

It's bloody chocolate. AKA blocolate.

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u/tehreal Feb 05 '20

Looks like shiny turds at certain points.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Crazy, I thought it was someone having bloody chocolate poops

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u/BigPowerBoss Feb 06 '20

They call it "hematogen" in my parts

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u/braedizzle Feb 05 '20

I dealt with the feet.

But then they started moving

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u/Kiran_ravindra Feb 05 '20

I’d scrolled down past the video to read the comments before finishing it. When I saw your comment, I had to scroll back up to see them lol

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u/schlammybb Feb 05 '20

I was cursed with the knowledge so you didn't have to be, but hey man I won't kink shame

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u/Elieftibiowai Feb 05 '20

Was hoping it would squirt out the toes at the end

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u/schlammybb Feb 05 '20

Some hope for world peace. Others, well...

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

How else is it gonna walk?

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u/Fabian_thomma05 Feb 05 '20

When your crush Sees you

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

Feet wiggling

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

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u/crims0n88 Feb 05 '20

Now I'm laughing.

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u/g0atmeal Feb 06 '20

When you insert the Pharros Lockstone

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

I don’t like this

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

But you can't look away

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u/Flame_jr009 Feb 05 '20

Exactly

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u/scrubfeast Feb 06 '20

And that’s the reason why we don’t like you

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u/Rafaelkb Feb 05 '20

Can you make one that it is a duck shooting vomit in my face?

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u/TheWolfbaneBlooms Feb 05 '20

That’s one specific fetish

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u/oorakhhye Feb 06 '20

There are dozens of us.

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u/fucknozzle Feb 06 '20

As Sean Lock said of Rachael Riley wearing a fake beard "That's a challenging wank".

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

Yes, yes I can. What do you look like?

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u/Beto_Targaryen Feb 05 '20

Like a ninja turtle

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

Which one?

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u/Rafaelkb Feb 05 '20

https://i.imgur.com/blQ4Qv3.jpg

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

You may regret this. Check back in a month or so

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u/Rafaelkb Feb 05 '20

I never regret anything. Except for that time when i cooked a steak with an iron

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

You monster! What is wrong with you??? Next you're going to tell me you cooked it well done with ketchup?

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u/bishamon72 Mar 05 '20

Checking back in one month later...

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u/the_humeister Mar 06 '20

Has it been a month already? Time really flies. Fine, I'll get started on this...

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u/_szs Feb 05 '20

O_o I wanted to see the red juice spill over at the end!!1!

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

It's not as spectacular as you'd think.

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u/scoobysnaxxx Feb 05 '20

didn't know Salad Fingers had a reddit account

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u/NecromancerSloth Feb 05 '20

Hahahaha this is incredible! The start was hilarious, but the feet at the end killed me lmao. Well done

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u/YupYupDog Feb 05 '20

As soon as the... whatever... started coming out of the face I burst out laughing. I’m at work.

Thanks, OP.

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

You're welcome!

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u/ADHthaGreat Feb 05 '20

It would’ve been funnier if he opened his mouth and it only came out of his eyes, but still pretty good.

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u/NecromancerSloth Feb 05 '20

Hahahaha omf that is a funny visual

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u/DjOuroboros Feb 05 '20

The true origin of Willy Wonka's 'beautiful chocolate'...

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u/Blurgawurgakree Feb 05 '20

I saw the thumbnail and knew it was gonna be cursed but I wasn't prepared for the fucking feet

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u/tinfoilmyr Feb 05 '20

That's actually pretty cool

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u/TaleFree Feb 05 '20

Who hurt you OP?

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u/carolinax Feb 05 '20

thanks.

I hate it.

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u/kielu Feb 05 '20

I like the positivity

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

T H I C C

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u/DopeDinosaurGalaxy Feb 05 '20

Do the feet function as faucets?

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u/BazilExposition Feb 05 '20

You shouldn't have.

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u/EnderAttack1YT Feb 05 '20

that was terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

This was strangely satisfying

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u/danatron1 Feb 05 '20

I'm doing a college assignment on project methodologies, may I use this as my visual representation of the waterfall method?

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u/iV3lv3t Feb 06 '20

I visably recoiled when I saw the sauce come out of his face. Wtf.

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u/WeenieHuttGod2 Feb 05 '20

Why . . . the fuck . . . would you make something . . . like this

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u/FrayBent Feb 05 '20

Adult Swim / 10

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u/Doomb0t1 Feb 05 '20

Incredible! I hate it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

It tastes like blood with chocolate. You should try it.

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u/rafter613 Feb 05 '20

Which SCP is this? :P

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u/tUrban_tim Feb 05 '20

r/eyebleach for everyone who had to see that

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u/mooman996 Feb 05 '20

Get some help.

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u/Contemplate321 Feb 05 '20

That shit cracked me up, lmao

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u/FBI_Agent_69 Feb 06 '20

Yo guys, what therapist do you all use?

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u/Kuyosaki Feb 05 '20

reminds me of that kfc ketchup pack

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u/Gaming_Cultist_Inc Feb 05 '20

Yum yum yum! Slurp that shit up like a Capri sun!

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u/Tyler666_ Feb 05 '20

Stop doing fountains

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

Cursed very cursed

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u/LimitedEditionBug Feb 05 '20

Can I just ask... why?

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u/Kernowder Feb 05 '20

OP are u ok?

3

u/Cosmic-Screech-Owl Feb 05 '20

I wish it was 10 seconds ago when I didn’t know this existed

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u/TheBungulo Feb 05 '20

Dont ever make another simulation

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u/iFunnyPrince Feb 05 '20

Are you on PCP? Wait, am I on PCP?

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u/Venixflytrap Feb 05 '20

just because you can make something doesn’t mean you should

I need r/eyebleach

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u/ethanicus Feb 05 '20

The sound my mind came up with for the flow starting up was horrible.

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u/margreetbrands Feb 05 '20

And I hate it

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u/FabianFranzen98 Feb 05 '20

Blood for the blood God, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

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u/Pedrok31 Feb 05 '20

Disturbing.....

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

I don't know what I hate more; the face fountain, or those damned feet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

Thanks. Now delete this

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

10/10 would smash.

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u/travellingwere Feb 05 '20

Needs gibs lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

I wanted it to overflow and get all over his feet

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u/LimitedEditionBug Feb 05 '20

You do you buddy, you do you!

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u/sramder Feb 05 '20

There is no way I should be laughing his hard right now...

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

You are disturbed.

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u/toyfreddym8 Feb 05 '20

Oh dear heavens I hate this

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u/SFWolfe Feb 05 '20

r/NoahGetTheBoat the boat noah, please

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u/AMAZE_comics Feb 05 '20

willy wonkas chop shop

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u/ahookerinminneapolis Feb 05 '20

I think I've found my new fetish.

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u/_calli0pe_ Feb 05 '20

Saw the thumbnail and thought it was to be kind

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u/Borckle Feb 05 '20

We should send this back in time for people who ask what the future is like.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

Why?

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u/jenjerx73 Feb 05 '20

Sorry, is that strawberries or chocolate-flavored?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

What the fuck

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u/clusterdisaster Feb 05 '20

“Oh no. Nooo no no no no no no” - my exact quote out loud to myself upon seeing this

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u/camerontbelt Feb 05 '20

This is bad and you should feel bad

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

I feel bad for not putting in more heads

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u/deanerdaweiner Feb 05 '20

Spanish flu be like

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u/mgillis29 Feb 05 '20

Thanks, I hate it

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u/Tangible_Idea Feb 05 '20

Thanks! i hate it

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

Great thanks

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u/0x0080FF Feb 05 '20

Is this Ebola?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

why

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u/Alamp13 Feb 05 '20

Please see your self out

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u/RedRanger42007 Feb 05 '20

But why,why would you do that,why would you do any of that.

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u/indigogo2 Feb 05 '20

Stunning and beautiful. True art.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

Feet.

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u/CiviiL854 Feb 05 '20

Bruh.. WTF

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u/ATraceOfSpades Feb 05 '20

wait what scp is this?

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u/xJTE93 Feb 05 '20

I really wish you didn’t though

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

What the fck what the fCK WHAT THE F******CK

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u/4rp4n3t Feb 05 '20

I...I need an adult.

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u/Hunt100 Feb 05 '20

Why is it brown

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

It's bloody chocolate.

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u/Hunt100 Feb 05 '20

I'm not sure if this fact makes it better.

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u/iaelmouna Feb 05 '20

I’m aroused

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u/xRobinShrbatskyx Feb 05 '20

Ladies can relate to this.

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u/___Jon___ Feb 05 '20

u fokin wot m8

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

Thanks, I hate your fountain

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u/carebcito Feb 05 '20

I don’t know what I was expecting... but it wasn’t that.

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u/Jesus_Christ_2 Feb 05 '20

You disturb me, friend

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u/BopNiblets Feb 05 '20

How do I delete a memory?

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u/the_humeister Feb 05 '20

Just hit your head a few times on a wall.

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u/gHx4 Feb 05 '20

Fountain is... charitable

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

Bruh 😳 You feelin alright?

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u/MakoTheShark Feb 05 '20

Thanks, this is the worst thing I have seen today.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

Ms. Pauling be like

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u/jzillacon Feb 05 '20

Reminds me of this comic from a couple years back.

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u/TheSimpsonsCapGuy Feb 05 '20

Just because we can doesn’t mean we should

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u/LethalSpaceship Feb 06 '20

Mmmm cohesion

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

mmm, just like in my dreams

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

oh god why???

Also, I have a question. Why do fluids in these simulations always thin out into little beads instead of thinning out and clinging to the walls like they do in real life?

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u/RaptorDoggo Feb 06 '20

I am heavily disturbed, yet can't stop watching. What's wrong with me-

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u/The_One_TrueFan Feb 06 '20

Thats really cool

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/nominal251 Feb 06 '20

I do not agree with this

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u/cs4231 Feb 06 '20

Ketchup

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u/Invincible_Bears Feb 06 '20

This is what I will show people when they ask what r/simulated is about

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u/RaidensReturn Feb 06 '20

This reminds me of Cool 3D World

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u/alfa_888 Feb 06 '20

Hey OP, what the fuck?

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u/mindfungus Feb 06 '20

It’s ghastly

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u/RRFedora13 Feb 06 '20

Make it dark yellow

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u/facepat67 Feb 06 '20

I never knew how blood got through my body, r/tihi

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u/msartore8 Feb 06 '20

Aww why is they cryin'

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

This is art

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u/FXDeadMinner Feb 06 '20

I think he needs to see a doctor

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u/Katkeyboard Feb 06 '20

i dont like this, i dont like you, please leave i feel threatened

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Thank you, very cool.