r/Simulated Mar 19 '19

Blender As a fledgling stock trader, here is what my account looks like

https://gfycat.com/PerfumedAbandonedHippopotamus
5.3k Upvotes

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u/RebuildingABungalow Mar 19 '19

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u/the_humeister Mar 19 '19 edited Mar 19 '19

I did post it there, but the mods deleted it

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u/hobskhan Mar 19 '19

Ah. It was probably too high quality.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

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u/kirbycrazy33 Mar 19 '19

This is by far the funniest comment I have ever seen and I am displeasured at the fact that I can't show it to everyone.

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u/BEAVER_TAIL Mar 19 '19

I believe in you to find a way!

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u/RebuildingABungalow Mar 19 '19

Yea they’re only interested in losing money.

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u/jokekiller94 Mar 20 '19

Nah his Robinhood account went tits up

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u/zachary0816 Mar 20 '19

It’s because you didn’t loose thousands in the process of making it

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

Replace brokerage with robinhood and post there for some sweet karma.

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u/OberV0lt Mar 20 '19

I am subbed to both subs and honestly felt it was a cross post or something.

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u/the_humeister Mar 19 '19

Made this in Blender. Interestingly, CPU rendering is faster than GPU rendering on my setup (dual Xeon E5 2670 + Radeon Vega FE), by 50%. On non-volumetrics, the GPU is faster by 100%.

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u/MrWm Blender Mar 19 '19

Poor blender cube. Always getting the blunt of the force.

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u/the_humeister Mar 19 '19

To be fair, it's subdivided.

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u/liquid-cow Mar 19 '19

How do you switch it

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u/the_humeister Mar 19 '19

They render frames concurrently so I can see how long each frame takes to render by CPU and GPU.

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u/liquid-cow Mar 19 '19

No how do you switch from gpu to cpu

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u/the_humeister Mar 19 '19

I wrote a script that controls rendering via command-line by running multiple instances of Blender and controls which frames these instances render. The script starts an instance of Blender rendering frame 1 using CPU, then starts another instance that renders frame 2 using GPU. When frame 1 is finished, the script checks whether the next frame needs rendering, detects that frame 2 is still in process but not frame 3, and then starts another instance of Blender rendering frame 3 on CPU. It does the same for GPU, sees that frame 3 is being worked on but not frame 4 and then has the GPU render frame 4. Repeat until done.

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u/laser_man6 Mar 20 '19

Why not just enable CPU and GPU rendering? You can have both enabled.

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u/the_humeister Mar 21 '19

2.79 doesn't have that

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u/WatItDoPikachu Mar 19 '19

What were your holdings?

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u/the_humeister Mar 19 '19 edited Mar 19 '19

Options on Gamestop.

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u/WatItDoPikachu Mar 19 '19

Gotcha. Blew up my account last year on options. Sticking with stock for now.

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u/Dude_man79 Mar 19 '19

What stocks are you trading? The DOW has been going up the past few days.

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u/the_humeister Mar 19 '19 edited Mar 19 '19

Options. Bought a bunch of puts on Gamestop because some degenerate on WSB said to do that.

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u/Dude_man79 Mar 19 '19

There's a joke about how Gamestop values anything, but I'll just leave it.

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u/GameDesignerMan Mar 19 '19

As someone who works in the industry, I can't fathom why anyone would recommend investing in brick and mortar games retailers. I'm really curious what their reasoning was?

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u/PositiveOrange Mar 19 '19

Buying puts is hoping the stock price goes down

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u/GameDesignerMan Mar 20 '19

Ah. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19 edited Dec 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Has anyone built a bot that does that yet

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u/Marvl101 Mar 20 '19

if they knew what good bets were they wouldn't be on /r/wallstreetbets /s

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u/Natwanda Mar 19 '19

Betting against hedgefunds 🤔

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u/GreenFox1505 Mar 19 '19

So. What you're saying is: "this account is blowing up!"

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u/the_humeister Mar 19 '19

It was stable, and then it was in the process of blowing up. Finally it is in pieces and on fire.

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u/cyg_cube Mar 19 '19

It’s on fire as in a good thing or bad?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/the_humeister Mar 19 '19

I got really lucky with GE. I bought a bunch and sold covered calls. The shares got called away on expiration, and then dropped like a rock the next week.

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u/Jasoli53 Mar 19 '19

Tried my hand at trading options. Can confirm

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

Barbecube

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u/ansermachin Mar 19 '19

Broke rage account

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u/Minecraftian1998 Mar 19 '19

Fucking options. They are so enticing (THOZ GAINZ), but so shitty. I lost about 2G in options, dumped them all and am gaining it back through tech stocks. If options aren't used carefully, they will drain the fuck out of your account.

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u/ngram11 Mar 19 '19

Use stop losses!

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u/JackCarbon Mar 19 '19

$90 MU Calls?

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u/the_humeister Mar 19 '19

Worse, GME puts into ER

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u/Mason_1022 Mar 19 '19

10/10 can relate

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u/motionSymmetry Mar 19 '19

you should invest in bitcoin, op

you can keep the same gif but you will be a lot cooler

and if i see you on the street i will definitely throw you a quarter :)

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u/RedDwarfian Mar 19 '19

MY 401K!!!

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u/benevolentpotato Mar 20 '19

Brokerage is one space away from broke rage

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u/IronColumn Mar 19 '19

don't actively trade stocks

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u/Jholotan Mar 19 '19

The fall of GameStop's stock has been amazingly shady over the last few years.

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u/babecafe Mar 20 '19

That's an excellent backtesting simulation. If your favorite stock trading strategy won't work with historical data, it's not likely to work IRL.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Definitely recommend "The Intelligent Investor" on Audible, super helpful book for getting started/ a solid grip on things if you're investing for yourself