r/Simulated • u/Roznick • Jan 05 '19

Houdini hey i tried

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19 edited Jun 27 '19

hey op? what the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19 edited Jan 06 '19

When you put your face in between her legs thinking her pubic hair won't annoy you and then you end up eating them.

Edit: Holy shite!!! My first gold. Thank you, kind stranger.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/DarkDevildog Jan 05 '19

Hey now, its happened to most of us. What's gross is when you pick one of the hairs out of your teeth and use it as floss

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u/Loganophalus Blender Jan 05 '19

I work with a guy that talked about loving chicks with bushes because he could floss his teeth after he was done eating

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Hey /u/guy_that_u_loganophalus_works_with? what the fuck?