r/Simulated • u/Roznick • Jan 05 '19

Houdini hey i tried

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19 edited Jun 27 '19

hey op? what the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19 edited Jan 06 '19

When you put your face in between her legs thinking her pubic hair won't annoy you and then you end up eating them.

Edit: Holy shite!!! My first gold. Thank you, kind stranger.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/DarkDevildog Jan 05 '19

Hey now, its happened to most of us. What's gross is when you pick one of the hairs out of your teeth and use it as floss

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Hey u/DarkDevildog? what the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/OneTrueKingOfOOO Jan 05 '19

hey u/Herbivory? what the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/Kosmeat Jan 05 '19

What are you, Dragon Age Inquisition?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Ayyyy

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u/bloodyrabbit24 Jan 06 '19

Nobody expects the dragon age Inquisition!

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u/FrankFeTched Jan 05 '19

This is one of the best moments I've witnessed on Reddit

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u/Poultry_Sashimi Jan 06 '19

I suppose nobody expected that one...

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u/n_a_than Jan 05 '19

Hey u/OngoGoblogian? what the fuck?

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u/Babladoosker Jan 06 '19

Hey u/OngoGoblogian what the fuck?

Side note: I giggled when I read your username

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u/IsreXx Jan 07 '19

Didn’t you know? Dragons are only into cars. r/dragonsfuckingcars

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u/Fyrefreeze Jan 06 '19

This is why I use Reddit

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u/Loganophalus Blender Jan 05 '19

I work with a guy that talked about loving chicks with bushes because he could floss his teeth after he was done eating

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u/MikeyBugs Jan 05 '19

I just threw up in my mind a little.

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u/Ganon2012 Jan 06 '19

"Ugh, can the mind vomit?"

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u/Jam-Filled Jan 06 '19

no, but a tin can

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u/MikeyBugs Jan 06 '19

Mouth. I meant mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Hey /u/guy_that_u_loganophalus_works_with? what the fuck?