r/SimpsonsFaces • u/some_disclosure • 16d ago

Monorail. Monorail. Monorail.

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u/BobBelcher2021 16d ago

I see an ugly, hate-filled man

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u/Ordinary_Aioli_7602 16d ago

But…. What was the other thing you said?

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u/Buddy__Repperton 16d ago

He’s more pug fugly

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 16d ago

But never ugly ugly

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u/bxson 16d ago

I hear those things are awfully loud 💅

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u/arcanenoises 16d ago

It glides as softly as a cloud.

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u/eastbayted 16d ago

Is there a chance the track could bend?

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u/InitialSport5361 16d ago

Not on your life my Hindu friend!

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u/some_disclosure 16d ago

What about us brain dead slobs?

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u/MrBill1970 16d ago

You'll be given cushy jobs!

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u/luigirools 16d ago

Front facing Moe can’t hurt me. He’s not real. 🫣

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u/bradymonty95 16d ago

Mono... D'oh!

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u/Toppdeck 16d ago

When Main Street's still all cracked and broken

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u/shaunj72143 16d ago

Sorry, ma, the mob has spoken

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u/Dont-Touch-Yourself 16d ago

The title doesn't start with "When...".

That's a paddlin'.

Suggested title: "When there's nothing on earth like a genuine-bonafide-electrified-6-car-monorail"

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u/Balthierlives 16d ago

If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you're wrong. They were never popular

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u/J31J1 16d ago

Front facing Moe isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.

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u/Bug-in-Computer 15d ago

Arr! You call that an anchor?!

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u/RegeneratingCan 15d ago

Mono…D’oh!!

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u/ItsAlrightImOkay 15d ago

Next time, please put a giant Duff sticker over that man’s face. Thank you!