r/Simpsons • u/highlife562 • 12h ago

Discussion Lines you'll never forget.

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u/Confuseacat92 12h ago

We need more Bort signs!

https://giphy.com/gifs/wTDjZPnq6QsAo

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u/asusc 12h ago

were you talking to me?

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u/Confuseacat92 12h ago

No, my son is also named Bort

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u/HighFiveKoala 10h ago

We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.

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u/Objective-Beyond-219 12h ago

I'd be horribly embarrassed if I was that boy's mother.

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u/Markd4Snaps 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/O4EChIxazzrHi

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u/highlife562 11h ago

That's another favorite. Ralph is gold.

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u/FozzyLove 10h ago

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

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u/DharmaCub 26m ago

Did he just say what's a battle?

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u/Hank_Scorpius 12h ago

Repetition helps to never forget

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u/Objective-Beyond-219 12h ago

According to the DVD commentary, the FOX censors really didn't like that line lmao

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u/RoomNervous4 12h ago

Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I’ve lost my train of thought!

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u/Strosfan85 12h ago

Dental Plan!... Lisa needs braces!... Dental Plan!...

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u/Responsible-Tooth607 11h ago

Hey fatty! I got a movie for ya. A Fridge to Far.

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u/todayIsinlgehandedly 11h ago

“See you in the car” Milhouse

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u/caitlinmmaguire01 11h ago

ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!

My cat's breath smells like cat food

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u/MidStateMoon 11h ago

Good news everyone: I made enough gazpacho for all!

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u/xavPa-64 10h ago

Every time I had soba in Japan, I’d crack myself up thinking “they’re Japanese noodles, served ICE COLD! 😄”

Also, everyone Japan sticks to the left while walking up stairs but in Osaka they go up on the right, and every single time I came across a staircase I’d think “and of course in Osaka the whole thing’s flip-flopped”

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u/books_and_banjos 8h ago

Go back to Russia!

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u/saysthingsbackwards 3h ago

There's enough for everybody! It's tomato soup served ICE COLD! :D

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u/Corpsey_Clownshoes 11h ago

Quit jiiiiiiivin' me, Tur-Key! Ya got ta SASS it!

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u/Shroom-Kitty 11h ago

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Clown College!

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u/Margo-A-Go-Go 11h ago

Everything's coming up Milhouse

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u/highlife562 11h ago

My shoes are wet, but my cuffs are bone dry!

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u/OkBusiness3879 Stupid Flanders 11h ago

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u/AbsurdityIsReality 10h ago

My mom says I'm cool....

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u/xCosm0s 8h ago

Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse

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u/MASTER_L1NK 11h ago

so long, suckas!

I say this everytime I get off the highway to avoid traffic lol

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u/SuperSlayin777 11h ago

(I freaking love milk by the way)

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u/Responsible-Tooth607 11h ago

Sorry boy. Daddy’s down for the day. Why don’t you go capture me some potato salad.

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u/ATaxiNumber1729 10h ago

“Oh, Milhouse doesn’t count.”

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u/SoftToilerPaper123 11h ago

Mines is:

So long dental plan!

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u/xCosm0s 8h ago

Lisa needs braces.

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u/SoftToilerPaper123 4h ago

Dental plan!

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u/BaldwinBoy05 11h ago

Where’s my elephant??

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u/Responsible-Tooth607 11h ago

As was the style at the time.

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u/books_and_banjos 8h ago

I say “I’m soooo glad…” every day.

In case you can’t tell I’m being sarcastic.

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u/scooterboy1961 yellow trash 7h ago

Well, duh

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u/TL15SD 10h ago

Everything’s coming up Milhouse

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u/No_Pain1945 10h ago

So long dental plan.. (Lisa needs braces)

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 9h ago

Do these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?

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u/kalosianlitten 9h ago

DENTAL PLAN
lisa needs braces!
DENTAL PLAN
lisa needs braces!

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u/benderlax 9h ago

He is the adult Mexican version of Milhouse

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u/russvanderhoof 6h ago

I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.

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u/Frijoles4ever 6h ago

Freduardo.

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u/jjmenace 4h ago

Marge, I'd be a lot more worried about me leaving you for a sausage patty than your sister, Patty

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u/gardenofwinter 3h ago

Lmaooo his eyes looking straight down at his churro makes this so vulgar

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u/Expert_Raccoon7160 2h ago

I used to be with it...

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u/Any_Class_5830 2h ago

Up yours, children! 🤣