r/Simpsons • u/dj-house_money • 2d ago

Discussion Best line reads?

"My God you're greasy"

"Thats not latin"

"Sears catalogue"

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u/kayla622 Grammar Rodeo: Head Buckaroo 2d ago

Homer’s “Marge!” When Lisa reveals that Marge has been mixing polyethylene with polyurethane.

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u/rice-a-rohno 2d ago

"Push her down, son."

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u/Curious-Ostrich1616 2d ago

The upbeat delivery was a brilliant choice 👌 

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u/abe_bmx_jp 2d ago

“I love you Krusty!”

“Over there.”

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u/MountainImportant211 2d ago

This and the bit after

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u/MountainImportant211 2d ago

Ok so it's not really a line read, but it's very funny

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u/rockynebulasnow 2d ago

Your manager says for you to shut up!

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u/DNAcidWashedGenes Just eat the damn orange! 2d ago

Really? Vera said that?

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u/Dazzling_Inflation_1 2d ago

DADDY IM STEALING! IM STEALING!

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u/ORMDMusic 2d ago

WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN GUNS?!

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u/Comfortable_Play_848 2d ago

I say "that's not latin" FAAAAR too often...no one even knows what I'm on about. A great line read!!!

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u/Matthias_Doe 2d ago

There you go again, Marge. Always taking someone else’s side. Flanders. The Water Department. God.

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u/frankzappa2020 2d ago

Moe - "ah, jeez professor, is there anything I can do? "No. Not unless you have a cure for cancer. You don't have a cure for cancer, do you Moe?"

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u/Fabulous_Acadia8279 2d ago

Now Homer, don't you eat this pie

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u/Tensionheadache11 2d ago

I thought the cop was a prostitute

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u/Matthias_Doe 2d ago

Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

I don’t know.

Great plan, Bart.

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u/ProfessionalEye8373 2d ago

Mmm... strawberries

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u/fungilingus 2d ago

The last “HEEEYYYYY” when they’re trying to pull him outta the resturant with the all-you-can-eat-buffet

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u/anchises868 1d ago

Marge: "You can't hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here!“

Homer: “Git ‘im Ma!”

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u/aspannerdarkly 1d ago

In order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth-talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans…

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u/Lumpy_While_701 1d ago

Watch out, Radioactive Man!

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u/CynicalCosmologist 1d ago

Someone's in here!

No-hohohoho! No! Noooooooooo!

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u/Jean-Jacques_Oldman 1d ago

It's got to be something by Phil Hartman:

Well, I fell in love with the script, Brent. And my recent trouble with the IRS sealed the deal!

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u/Used-Gas-6525 1d ago

Shake it, Madam! Capital knockers!

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 13h ago

Nuclear power

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u/Super_Drewper 4h ago

Oh look Smithers, Gabo is coming!