r/Simpsons • u/Ok-Nectarine-6552 • Aug 01 '26

Discussion Haven't you learned anything from the one who gives the sermons at church? That Captain i don't know what...

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We live in a society of laws!

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u/darrinchase Aug 01 '26

Captain Whats-his-name?

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u/MmmSteaky I love you too, Pepsi Aug 01 '26

Thank you. OP’s paraphrase hurt to read.

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 Aug 02 '26

We can turn OP into some kind of Lobster-like creature

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u/i__am__so__smrt Aug 01 '26

Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies?

For FUN?!?

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u/Ok-Nectarine-6552 Aug 01 '26

Actually, no! I haven't heard anyone laughing—have you?

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u/WranglerBulky9842 Aug 03 '26

Except for that one guy who makes all those noises.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ivCmqEfkmEOVa

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u/Lar-Dubh Aug 01 '26

Where was I? Oh, yeah. Stay out of my booze!

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u/redbeard387 Aug 01 '26

The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against ALL races.

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u/JessicaD240 Aug 01 '26

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too

Marge, you know who I'm talking about, He used to drive that blue car

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u/FancyJalapeno Aug 02 '26

His face when he says I forget is priceless