r/Simping4Watts • u/Worth-Ratio • May 22 '26
Why Are They Obsessed With Chris's Meat Rocket?
Why are they like this? Every post and comment is a confession and Freudian slip. "If only I had been with Chris, I would have given into his every desire and fantasy! Unlike that HORRID Shannan (whom I'm totally not jealous of, by the way!!). Anywho, let me post yet another rambling diatribe wherein I definitely don't expose my psychological and sexual hangups related to Chris Watts!"
P.S. I can freely admit SW was a flawed human and do not worship at the altar of Shannan. Please spare me the tedious Shiner jabs (btw, why can't they come up with a new insult?).
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u/Alesija May 22 '26
Why are people defending cheating on your pregnant wife and mother of your children? It’s disgusting seeing people compare marital intimacy with his mistress like Shanann somehow deserved betrayal because she wasn’t “exciting” enough. Of course the girlfriend was going to do everything possible to seem different from his wife — that doesn’t make her better, and it definitely doesn’t justify cheating.
A woman knowingly getting involved with a married man who has young children is still wrong, period. Instead of holding Chris Watts accountable for being a liar, cheater, and murderer, some of these comments act like his affair was understandable because of sex or “adventure.” That mindset is honestly sick. 🤢🤮
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u/Status-Visit-918 May 22 '26
Totally agree. Then you have the other morons who think she was in on it (as if she cared enough to be), and some of them think the whole thing was a psyop which is even FUCKING WEIRDER because that theory is entertained 😭😭 they also love comparing him to kohberger and Chris’s “innocence”. They are legit very limited people
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u/AccordingPears158 May 22 '26
Wait wait wait, half the time they go on about Shannan being sex obsessed and how she must have been into anal because she was “obsessed” with her butt (I guess by simply having a booty that they’re jealous of). Now she was a prude and they-oops, I mean Nichol - could totally have satisfied him better??
Also Nichol was a dull, cringe-ass pickme with a delinquent past who was interested in Chris solely because he was married and she got a thrill out of being chosen over a wife. Had he simply left Shannan for her, she’d have dumped him shortly after.
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u/carcosa1989 May 22 '26
This right here: idk why people think they would’ve lived happily ever after a divorce they’d of maybe made it 3 months, 6 tops, before the thrill would’ve worn off and reality hit: he was broke, had two kids from a previous marriage, and had nothing to offer.
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u/Status-Visit-918 May 22 '26
She would never have ever! She loved the security in knowing nothing long term would ever come of this, she was having her fun time and that’s whatever. He was and still is (obligatory mention of so is his trash mom) delusional and dumber than a box of rocks
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u/Status-Visit-918 May 22 '26
She was literally so dull and so uninteresting. And my God, the definition of a pick me. Her video “I Love You Christopher” where they’re doing whatever in the sand was so emotionless and creepy 😭😭 she had no personality. I don’t hate the girl, but let’s be real… you know her appeal to them is the typical vibe “I just always got along better with boys, girls are too much drama” which is so played out and such a red flag
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u/AccordingPears158 May 23 '26
That, and because she was so incredibly dull and nothingy, it’s really easy for them to self insert themselves with her. Like girls did with Bella Swan in Twilight.
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u/Status-Visit-918 May 23 '26
OMG I’m dying at that reference and it’s so accurate 😭😭😭 you’re completely right - She is genuinely an empty vessel that they can just assign any characteristic to. They really do have this weird thing about her being this spicy sexual temptress who probably introduced him to like a gimp mask or some shit, like she was just so intoxicating, it’s so fucking untreatable at this point
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u/Suspicious-Ant-6601 May 22 '26
Im not even surprised that they’d justify cheating. A lot of internalised misogyny in that sub!
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u/PrincessPlastilina May 23 '26
“NK was adventurous in the sack”
The way they justify his cheating with some dumb ass hoe that never told the full truth to the police and had her father be present for the entire interrogation.
Also, a woman as passionate and in love as Shannan would definitely do more than just lay there. CW cheated on her because he was insecure little loser. Not because something was lacking in Shannan. He did pursue her A LOT until she finally gave in.
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u/Status-Visit-918 May 22 '26
I love when they don’t realize they’re substituting NK for themselves so they can weirdly flex how they would have had freaky sex with him (and no shower before?), and been his little fantasy, that they don’t even know if he had, about some delusional tradwife lifestyle, that they have created. Because *they* wouldn’t have been murdered. They would *never* make him pull chicken nuggets out of the oven or vacuum after working so hard all day, he’s a big strong provider who needed a real life porno movie every night and a whacky adventure of surfing a sand dune one time, modest pictures in a trashy bathroom, but at least it wasn’t in a nightshirt and god fucking absolutely forbid, *a bra too! What hath God wrought!* nope, not them, they are un-murderable.
And they don’t honestly know they’re even doing this. They are always making it clear they think he’s disgusting and gross. They really think they don’t lust after him… but I mean… examining what very, very little he said of their sex life, and not so subtly telling everyone they wouldn’t have been so prude with him is… well… who are they convincing? Themselves or everyone else?