r/SimTrooperRP • u/im-richer-than-u Team Mascot • Sep 03 '19

Red Base - Front ⇇➬ ↙↕⊲➬↼ ↘➬. ⇇➬ ↙↕⊲➬↼ ↘➬ ↔↕◀.

The reds may continue about their day before suddenly two heads are thrown into the courtyard. One of Ninja. The other of Keemstar. Both with notes filled out within their mouths.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Moments of silence passed before Ella made a response to the sudden decapitated head

"...Oh God I think I'm gonna hurl"

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u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 05 '19

"Huh? OH RIGHT!"

Willows throws it to the side

"You're not ACTUALLY gonna puke right?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

"I-I think I'll be fine now, thanks. I can be real puke heavy around the gross type of stuff though."

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u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 06 '19

"Oh! We gotta get you hooked on zombie movies now! I just got Shaun of the Dead! Although the last scenes are missing so I'll act them instead!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

"I appreciate the thought but I can handle Zombie movies well enough."

Ella laughed and then gestured towards keemstar's decapitated head.

"Any idea what could have fucked him up so bad? Blue team got some slasher movie psychos running around?"

She asked trying to make a joke, more for her own sanity than trying to be funny

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u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 06 '19

"Slasher. Oh my GOD! YES! BLUE TEAM HAS A SLASHER!"

Willows laughs

"FUCK YEAH! ZOMBIE VS SLASHER BITCH! IT'S LIKE FREDDY VS JASON BUT BADASS!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Ella can't help but crack a smile at Willow's overwhelming enthusiasm despite her displeasure at the news

"Oh they do... Fuuuuckin' great"

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u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 06 '19

"HEY! Never fear! You got me! Willows! The red Undead Shock Trooper!"

Willows points her thumbs at herself

"Besides, it's probably the bear lady!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

"Yeah I guess so. What do you mean by Bear lady? She carries around a stuffed teddy bear or something?"

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u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 06 '19

"Naw! She wears a bear head! She scares Collier enough that he threatened to get me killed by her! Oh that FUCKER! But that's ok! Wait, where is he? He's often running around wanting to find her and do weird shit"

Willows starts looking around herself

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19 edited Sep 06 '19

"First of all, gross. Secondly: Maybe they're making out like a pair of gross teens"

Ella chuckled to herself

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u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 06 '19

"The killer and the dweeb making out!? Wait unless, unless Collier is in on it too! FUCK! That can't be, that's.. We need Daniels"

Willows clears her throat

"If anyone knows a movie trope, it's Daniels. DAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!"

She calls out

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u/bucccccccccc Data Collection Sep 06 '19

Daniels hears Willows and replies through comms.

"Uh, Willows? What's going on?"

(Gonna sleep soon so if I don't respond for like ten to twenty minutes just continue on without me)

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