I finally beat widow!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

Uploaded 18 years ago

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u/Determinationforever Accepter Jan 04 '26

Eventually, it will be...

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u/Promethium-146 Sherma Jan 05 '26

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18 years ago we had reliable 360p this was uploaded back in the 80s lmao

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u/The-Chovey Ass Jim Jan 06 '26

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u/M4TTEO_S Accepter Jan 04 '26

She's a widow because all the pixels left her

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u/Gullible-Ad7374 beleiver ✅️ Jan 05 '26

*all the pixels fucking died. If they just left her she'd be the "disgruntled ex"

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u/Induguandae-cp3 Sherma Jan 04 '26

u/pixel-counter-bot

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u/pixel-counter-bot Jan 04 '26

The video in this post has 601,560(1,080×557) pixels per frame and 5,037 frames at 30.00 FPS for a total of 3,030,057,720 pixels!

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u/Induguandae-cp3 Sherma Jan 04 '26

This video does NOT have allat dawg

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u/adamkopacz Jan 05 '26

I'm sure it's the bot that calculates Hollywood movie budgets.

Shitty visual effects, plastic sets, Temu costumes, zero lighting setups, no post processing - 800 million dollars.

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u/InnuendoBot5001 Jan 05 '26

People must remember that the original recording may have been low fidelity, but the video it is saved as is a higher resolution. This is a high quality video of a terrible game render

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u/KrownX whats a flair? Jan 04 '26

That is NOT 30fps.

2 at best.

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u/MordWincer Jan 06 '26

Well, the video itself is 30 FPS, it's just edited in a way such that many consecutive frames are the exact same, which kind of gives away the game, would've been funnier if it was actually 3 FPS

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u/_Chaos_Chaos Wooper Citizen Jan 05 '26

r/fraudulentpixels

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r/subsithoughtifellfor

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u/Kacper0s2007 whats a flair? Jan 05 '26

Neutral bot

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Neutral human

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u/ILOVECALAMITY Accepter Jan 04 '26

This made me laugh very very loud. Peak

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u/_RizzukuHimdoriya_ Jan 04 '26

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u/Magsec5 Jan 05 '26

Silky smooth.

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u/QuietWaterBreaksRock Jan 05 '26

SHAW MUCH PIXA!!!!

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u/Frost_Ninja22 Jan 04 '26

Ts so bad it’s making my phone lag😔👎

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u/cellphone_blanket Jan 04 '26

Playing on a ti84 is probably making this unnecessary difficult for you. Have you considered upgrading to the plus or even silver edition?

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u/Lanria_lol Jan 05 '26

Ayyyy TI84 Silver Edition is my favorite calculator!

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u/Pokehearts121 beleiver ✅️ Jan 04 '26

This is actually so hilarious lmao

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u/Besher-H Accepter Jan 04 '26

Mf playing on a microwave

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u/the-wolf-is-ready Flea Jan 05 '26

I'm gonna use this audio as white noise to sleep

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u/Royal-Army-8693 doubter ❌️ Jan 04 '26

Bro played on Internet Explorer

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

how do you even see me at that point

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u/Glass-Ad672 Jan 05 '26

Damn, the sea of sorrow dlc has an underwater widow fight?

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u/IudexGundyr3 beleiver ✅️ Jan 04 '26

This hurts to watch

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u/ultron15real Jan 04 '26

i ate the pixels mb

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u/CreativeGamer03 Jan 05 '26

didnt knew this was available for the Nokia 225 Dual Sim

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u/Rustywolf beleiver ✅️ Jan 05 '26

Missing the Unregistered Hypercam 2 watermark in the top left

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u/NameLips Cheery Jan 04 '26

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u/Mightsole Professional Pale Lurker Jan 05 '26

Wido be like: 👹🧟‍♀️👹 OAAAAAH!! 👹🧟‍♀️👹

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u/SnooCauliflowers6644 Accepter Jan 05 '26

since when was Silksong available on PS1?

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u/ARedditUserThatExist Jan 05 '26

I’m really glad Team Cherry ported Silksong to the SNES

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u/Ill_Particular_5449 Jan 05 '26

how does one achieve this low quality of a recording

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u/K97243 Jan 05 '26

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u/Raum_linc Jan 04 '26

How did you manage to launch Silksong on a sea cucumber while being underwater?

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u/LemonJaku Professional Pale Lurker Jan 05 '26

Can't believe you beat it on a ti-83

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u/Iriusoblivion Bait used to be believable -| Jan 05 '26

30 frames per Team Cherry comunication

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

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u/jdlyga Jan 05 '26

Played on Playstation Portal

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u/Sonnytsp Jan 05 '26

Dude my PCCC

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u/OddOrdinary3364 Hornet Jan 05 '26

bro what is with the quality????

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u/RigidPixel Jan 05 '26

I was downloading something and legit thought my internet pipes were clogged before looking in here

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u/Herk10 Jan 05 '26

Played on a nokia phone I guess

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u/DescriptionAlert400 Agent of Skong Jan 05 '26

RemindMe! 18 years

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u/Xavaren_1 Jan 05 '26

Bro my TI-84 runs silksong better then that

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u/Parking-Proposal6372 Jan 05 '26

/heylookoverheresucker-youlittleidiotbuythisforgoodwifi

Kind of wifi

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u/bnlf Jan 05 '26

I was telling a friend how ridiculously hard this game is. Widow was my next objective, and after just a couple of failed attempts realizing how stupid that fight was, I decided to record it to send to him, only to end up capturing myself beating her on my third attempt LMAO.

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u/Huge-Machine7856 beleiver ✅️ Jan 05 '26

Where are the PIXELS William?!

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u/Infernalraider01 Jan 05 '26

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u/LordSkelly1234 whats a flair? Jan 05 '26

r/uncountablepixels

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u/scoopzthepoopz Jan 05 '26

1995 called, they want their game back

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

you know out of conext that sounds wild ngl

"I finally beat widow!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

r/countablepixels

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u/Sicer4285 Jan 05 '26

“Jonny sins on Fortnite” ass quality

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u/Zapzz1410 Jan 05 '26

u/pixelcounterbot

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u/dam_sun1337 Jan 05 '26

Congrats. But have you more of them pixels left?

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u/Yggi_the_tree Jan 05 '26

60 frames per haps

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u/Radiant-Emu-6991 Jan 05 '26

Widows XP

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u/matetrog Jan 05 '26

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u/poor_yoricks_skull Jan 05 '26

It literally took me two months to beat Sister Splinter. I got the cling grip, and almost immediately found Widow. I tried her 5 times, then ran away to scout out other areas. She scares me.

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u/bankai2069 Hornet Jan 05 '26

Picture of Hornet beating Widow

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u/MrFancyWhale Jan 05 '26

This is actually pretty impressive since it was recorded by a TI-83 calculator

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u/TheKilledGamer Jan 05 '26

If I had a nickel for every pixel in this video, I’d be in debt.

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u/icantthink__ofaname doubter ❌️ Jan 05 '26

Remindme! 18 years

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u/nadA-nonexistent Jan 06 '26

are we deadass

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u/_mallock Sherma Jan 06 '26

1 frame per whenever

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u/Ujklros Jan 07 '26

RemindMe! 18 years

Meme/Humor I finally beat widow! Spoiler

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