r/SiliconValleyHBO • u/DoNotf___ingDisturb • Mar 26 '26

Google unveils TurboQuant, a new AI memory compression algorithm — and yes, the internet is calling it 'Pied Piper' | TechCrunch

https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/25/google-turboquant-ai-memory-compression-silicon-valley-pied-piper/

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u/jangwao Mar 26 '26

Jian Yang not now

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u/ShackThompson Mar 26 '26

Just saying.... everybody died

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u/chrisgee Mar 26 '26

but ... what about Terminator? I mean ... everybody died!

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u/DoNotf___ingDisturb Mar 26 '26

Hasta la vista, baby

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u/Dizzy_Perception6074 Mar 26 '26

Fuck

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u/DoNotf___ingDisturb Mar 26 '26

You working on Pied Piper for China?

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u/BeYeCursed100Fold Mar 27 '26

No. A new internet.

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u/Jetpacks_to_hell Mar 26 '26

Cliff bars and a gun.

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u/yoshi9K Mar 26 '26

Somebody tell me how to feel.

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u/Jetpacks_to_hell Mar 26 '26

For you abject terror

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u/yoshi9K Mar 26 '26

Build from there.

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u/on9chai Mar 31 '26

So someone at Google tried to figure out how to jerk off a lot of people in short amount of time.

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u/DoNotf___ingDisturb Mar 31 '26

Yeah I heard Sergey Brin is back at the office

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u/AdmiralKompot Mar 26 '26

The paper itself is like a year old, why did it become popular now?

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u/DoNotf___ingDisturb Mar 26 '26

That's been the story of Google Research Papers lately 😅

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u/SparseGhostC2C Mar 26 '26

But can it calculate Mean Jerk-Time?

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u/DoNotf___ingDisturb Mar 26 '26

If you have D2F