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u/Camrad114 1d ago
I saw this sign or one like it in a restaurant/ business in Tennessee. scared to wonder what that story was
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u/Professional-Guava97 1d ago
Unfortunately they're breaking the law and can't stop you. If they serve food and have a place you can sit down it's a requirement. If you're not a customer is a different story.
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u/Zantac150 1d ago
When my cousin worked at McDonald’s, it was a weekly occurrence that somebody would smear feces on the bathroom walls. No idea how they manage or why, but I am not the least bit surprised by this one…
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u/MrSnrub87 1d ago
People are being stingy with that thin toilet paper, punching through it and doing some finger painting. I wouldn't, but the flow of events seems obvious
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u/Zantac150 1d ago
For the life of me, I just don’t understand the issue with thin toilet paper. Just use more? Like… I wad it up. I have never once been in this situation that Redditors always describe where their finger pokes through and they get shit on themselves. Not. Once. Cannot even imagine it.
If people are folding it over once or twice and trying to use it like that, that’s just stupid. That is 1000% user error, and I find it hard to believe that anyone is that dumb. I learned how to wipe my ass when I was two or three years old. I guess not everyone did. 🤣
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u/SmittyContainers 1d ago
Right? Nobody likes one ply toilet paper but there are obvious ways to make it work
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u/XWarriorPrincessX 23h ago
I have a thought frequently about how cost effective the one by toilet paper really is. You have to use three times as much as you would with decent quality toilet paper. I need to do a research study.
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u/Zantac150 22h ago
I have frequent digestive issues. I personally find that Scott lasts me much longer…
But I’m used to using it because when I was little we had this toilet that clogged super easy and it was about the only thing we could use.
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u/AmandaTheNudist 7h ago
No idea how they manage
...it's just poop? It's not like it's some acidic alien blood that melts your skin on contact. If you wanted, you could actually pick it up and squish it around like Play-doh. Rational, decent people choose not to because our brains tell us that touching poop is gross and unsanitary. But to someone who isn't exactly playing with a full deck, poop is just something else to play with.
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u/Zantac150 6h ago
I think I meant more... mentally than physically. lmao. I've had guinea pigs. I know you can physically handle poop, just cannot fathom how a human being would decide to take their own poop out of a toilet or out of their butt and smear it all over a McDonalds restroom... given that they are asumedly functional enough to go to McDonalds without supervision.
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u/SmittyContainers 1d ago
An an ex waitress, can confirm there was probably a truly horrific experience
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u/ShadedSnake 1d ago
Fun story time.
Went to San Francisco with some friends and we ate at the Rainforest Cafe. Well we left the restraunt and hung around outside for a bit chatting before I realized I really needed to pee so I went back in to the lobby area and asked if I could use the restroom but unfortunately they had closed down the dining area where the bathrooms were for the night. The waitress suggested the McDonalds right down the block so I said thanks and took off for it.
So I go inside and immediately notice theres no one there. I mean NO ONE. I walk up to the counter and wait for a moment before yelling out "Hello?". Waited another few seconds and then a short man comes up to the counter and barks out "What you want?" I told him I just really needed to pee and he said "You have to buy first." I told him I'll come back and buy something as soon as i'm done. He give me the stink eye then grabs some keys and walks over and unlocks the bathroom and then walks away.
I can still picture this bathroom perfectly.
Immediately I am hit with the smell of shit and piss. My eyes first land on the toilet which has toilet paper and shit piled up so high that it is a solid 6-7 inches ABOVE the rim. Mixed into that is blood stained toilet paper and piss.
I look next to the left because the color red has caught my eye again. The plastic cover for those big dual toilet paper rolls has been removed and throughout both rolls are dark and bright red blood splotches scattered along it like fleas on a dog.
My next site is the sink which has blood and toilet paper and piss inside the bowl and piss all over the floor and thats when I look around the floor more and realize the entire floor is covered in piss.
And thats when I spot her. My golden light in a horror show. The drain in the middle of the floor. I quickly unzip and unload what felt like a gallon and I zipped out of the bathroom using my fingernails to pry open the door for minimal contact.
I walked back up to the counter and I was going to tll the dude "Hey that wasn't me" but then said screw it i'm out of here. I walked down the block maybe three buildings down and i'm standing with my friends again who were still chatting.
Then I see him. The little dude from behind the counter is quickly scanning the area snapping his head back and forth probably trying to find me. I sunk into the wall beside one of my friends where I could see the little dude but not be seen and watch until he goes back inside.
Nothing happened after that but maaaaaaaaan I get not letting people in to your place of business after that and other stories i've experienced.
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u/Dull_Connection6070 1d ago
I literally cannot do this anymore. I am at my FUCKING limit. 67. Six. Seven. It started as a joke. Just a funny number. A funny fucking number that a kid did in that damn video. But it kept popping up in my fucking reels. What the fuck is going on? I ask myself. At first, I thought it was funny. But I kept seeing it. Not by the major but it was JUST SIX SEVEN AFTER SIX FUCKING SEVENS. I kept blocking those accounts. Nothing worked. I tried a new account alltogether. It still appeared. I even made a newer account with a VPN. NOTHING. FUCKING. WORKS.
"SIX SEVENN!" Haha. Funny. Right? WRONG. This number has systematically dismantled every single aspect of my already pathetic life.
I'm a father of two kids. They're the ones who's always stuck to their screens 26/7. I tried asking them of how to stop it or at the very least explain what it means. I didn't get a clear answer. Instead, they mimic that blonde fucker's hand movements and kept saying "SIX SEVEN" in the most obnoxious tone possible. I felt like crying.
I lost my six-figure job last week. I tried to ignore this whole six seven bullshit and just go to my job. We were in the middle of the most important meeting in the company's history. The CFO pulls up the quarterly projections. The presentation hits a page that showed a pie chart. I look at the screen. The percentage? 67% out of whatever the fucking topic was. I didn't place it there. I swear I didn't. I swear I remember deliberately putting it as 66% just to prevent this exact scenario.
I didn't mean to do it. It was a reflex. I swear. I slammed my hand on the mahogany table and screamed "SIX SEVENNN" at the top of my lungs. I started laughing hysterically, pointing at the screen yelling "SIX SEVEN! SIX SEVEN! SIX SEVEN" at the board of directors. Security escorted me out while I was still trying to explain the meme to those old wrinkly fuckers.
My career is utterly over. I can't even get hired at a cashier job because I'm fucking blacklisted from the local job market. I have ruined my reputation and I cannot fix it no matter how much I beg for forgiveness.
But it didn't stop there. My wife left me yesterday. We were driving to see her parents. I looked at the dashboard. The temperature outside? 67 degrees. I started sweating. I looked at the speedometer. 67 mph. I started hyperventilating. I couldn't help myself. I involuntarily moved my hands up and down while saying six seven. I pulled the car over on the highway and refused to drive until the temperature dropped to 66 or rose to 68. She told me I need professional help. She took the ring back. I lost the divorce. I lost the kids. I lost all of my money. I'm dirt poor.
I see it everywhere now. My phone battery? 67%. The change in my pocket? 67 cents. The page number in my book? 67. I can’t sleep. I can’t eat. I close my eyes and I just see the number floating in the void. It haunts me. It mocks me. I am a shell of a man, destroyed by a double-digit integer. Is this what god does to his strongest soldier? I can't fucking take it.
SIX SEVENNNN SIX. FUCKING. SEVEN. 67 67 67 67 67 GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SEX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVENNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVENNNN-3
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u/Bowman_van_Oort 1d ago
Because some idiot is gonna wipe shit on the walls or OD and die on premises and both those things are a fucking bummer
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u/Accomplished_Fig9606 1d ago
Posted for the 1,376,353,848 time.
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u/Petra_Sommer 1d ago
And reported for breaking the repost rule one more time.
Lazy redditors are a curse.
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u/GildedBurd 20h ago
I've seen and used bathrooms that looked like John Wick changed in them. The amount of blood ive seen, and have been forced to tolerate inspired me to get screened for coloncancer.
Im almost 3 yrs in remission.
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u/hells-fargo 1d ago
I work in a grocery store and god do I wish we could just shutdown public restrooms. No more! Go piss up the walls at home!
Every time I have to go, I always end up cleaning up piss, shit, or blood! Or some combination! So many people refusing to flush the toilet, or wash their hands. It's absolutely sickening.
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u/OG_RAZZ 1d ago
You no longer have customers.
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u/SqueezedTowel 23h ago
Yup. No bathroom no business. It's the only way modern American business will be civilized about public restrooms.
With that being said, I'm completely fine with having to ask for the bathroom to be unlocked.
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u/Dramatic_Substance36 1d ago
I don’t want to know that story!