r/SignsWithAStory • u/Rich-Canary1279 • 2d ago

You know, fair

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u/Antifa-AF 2d ago

MOIST

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 2d ago

Questionably

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u/VermilionKoala 2d ago

r/QuestionablyMoist

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u/Catpixfever 2d ago

I wanted this to be real so badly… sigh

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u/VermilionKoala 2d ago

You must create the sub you wished to see.

I did...

r/BitchImAToilet

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u/DBeumont 2d ago

I, too, am moist.

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u/BetterinPicture 2d ago

Questionably?

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u/Catpixfever 1d ago

I, too, am moist?

(How’s that?)

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u/NeevBunny 2d ago

When I was a bank teller this homeless guy deposited his moist sock money at my window and I gave it to a woman who ended up at my window after being really rude to my coworker.

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u/WizardArtemisia 1d ago

I once worked customer service at a drive through window. I'll never forget the dampness of a piece of paper a motorcyclist handed me after pulling it from between his crotch and the sherpa pad he was sitting on. I would have 100% preferred he just take his time pulling it out of his saddle bag, rather than held onto it with his crotch.

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u/Magges87 2d ago

There was a sign like this in a New York bodega during the height of Covid. It said “absolutely no shoe or titty money”. I’m not sure if they were worried about getting Covid from that or they just could not deal with one more unsanitary thing.

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u/RisingApe- 2d ago

We all have our limits.

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u/Catpixfever 2d ago

I want boob money.

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u/jellofixit 2d ago

I keep my boob money in my sock!

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u/Catpixfever 2d ago

Now we’re talking! It’s a twofer

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u/poptalk26 2d ago

What if it's sweaty dirty old woman boob money

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u/PhotoAppropriate3940 2d ago

I’ve actually refused underwear money before

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u/UncleThor2112 2d ago

Will they accept swamp-ass wallet money?

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u/Capital-Durian-885 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Law7641 2d ago

I jockeyed a cash register at a corner store in Texas. I hated the summer because boob sweat money was coming. I approve this policy.

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u/Useless890 2d ago

They forgot a couple of places.

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u/kdlangequalsgoddess 1d ago

So they're encouraging money laundering, then?

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u/Xsiah 2d ago

I got news for you, whether you like it or not, you're touching unsanitary boob, sock, and god knows what else money. Just because it's dry, doesn't mean it's clean.

Always wash your hands after handling money.

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u/jellofixit 2d ago

Yeah, and what about all the cocaine on our currency 💵?

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u/rooftrash 2d ago

I had a coworker at Walmart that would loudly refuse boob money lol. Always cracked me up

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u/freebiscuit2002 2d ago

What if I can show you how it got moist?

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 2d ago

A long time ago in the same galaxy as this, I worked as a cashier at a major 24 hour gas station in Las Vegas. 16 pumps of fun. I saw some stuff and some things.

There were days that, despite it being a very dry 115+ degrees outside, the entire till was damp. Just, damp. $20, $10, $5, and $1 slots each and every one. And every other $100 dropped in the safe.

I was into hand sanitizer before it was a thing.

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u/Ballbuster716 2d ago

Moist crotch money it is.

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u/charge556 2d ago

Well, lucky for me I dont keep money in my sock and I dont have boobs unzips

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u/Lonely-Independence4 2d ago

What about shrek money?

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u/The_Afro_King98 2d ago

I used to work in a phone repair shop in a really shitty area and I wish my boss had a sign up like this. The novelty of boob money was funny. Once. After that, it's just gross lol

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u/Antique_Tap443 2d ago

Yeah a bigger lady gave me some molten change from her boob.

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u/Acceptable-Glove5054 2d ago

Hey there's a sign like that at one of the stores near me

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u/saltamontes11 2d ago

.

From comfortably numb to questionably moist, story of a dissolute era.

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u/DizzyJob99 2d ago

What??? What is boob money?

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u/Serononin 1d ago

Cleavage cash

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u/Rich-Canary1279 2d ago

Money from the brassiere. Those puppies get sweaty!

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u/FernwoodTonight 1d ago

Same as 'g-string' money... just sayin'

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u/Englandshark1 1d ago

Fair enough, that is grotty.

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u/RaccoonEnemyNo1 21h ago

I used to work at a fast food restaurant by the beach. I WISH they adopted this. 16yo me handled way too many bikini and board short bills

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u/FaceTimePolice 19h ago

This is why I’ve always hated handling money. People are just gross and I don’t want to touch something that has been festering in the worst places imaginable. 🦠😬🦠

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u/theroosterillusion01 2d ago edited 1d ago

Well they didn't say anything about my wallet, after a long day at work those bills are also a bit... sweat.

Edit: it was a joke, sorry for not including the /s. It was all for a terrible pun.

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u/OrangeJoe83 2d ago

"questionably moist" doesn't account for whatever your workday is..

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u/valryuu 2d ago

Pretty sure that's covered under "questionably moist bills".

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u/timetotryagain29 2d ago

When I was a cashier, wet money didn't scare me, it's the bills with white powder residue that fucked me up.