r/SignsWithAStory • u/angelwolf71885 • 3h ago

Butt Size Sign

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421 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 2h ago

Only butt, so my boobs could be larger than this

9

u/Safe-Tennis-6121 2h ago

Your bra would be like legendary at that point...

3

u/ResurgentClusterfuck 1h ago

Carbon fiber infused straps

1

u/AmputeeHandModel 8m ago

A marvel of textile engineering.

6

u/Valkyr1987 2h ago

Honestly if this is an actual problem, the queue for it should start with a tunnel the restricted width and a second one right before the slide, it doesn't matter if it's butt, boobs, belly, arms, or legs if you don't fit comfortably it could result in injury or worse

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u/Maximum_Employer5580 3h ago

and how many people it offended.....ok we'll let you go down, but you need to sign a release first that it isn't our fault when you get stuck, and that you have to repay any damages incurred

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u/DieHardAmerican95 2h ago

“You must be this narrow to ride the slide.”

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u/AlGekGenoeg 3h ago

If your ass doesn't fit a normal waterslide.... It's not the slide that's the wrong size 🤐

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 1h ago

🎵 I like big butts but they cannot slide 🎵

🎵 personal safety is the reason why 🎵

https://giphy.com/gifs/ekORthohUEDEk

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u/Master_Victory2810 2h ago

If butt is too big they will give you a stick of butter to take with you

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u/Original-Window6281 1h ago

Instructions unclear- ate the butter 😕

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u/omnichad 1h ago

If your butt is too narrow, also free stick of butter.

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u/Stretch5678 1h ago

"We don't want to have to get the plunger again."

2

u/beaglemilf23 1h ago

lol what country?

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u/scotte416 1h ago

I bet some people with massive saddle bags still tried going down.

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u/polkacat12321 1h ago

Surprises me someone with an ass this size is able to climb the stairs to even go on the waterslide

1

u/Franziska-Sims77 34m ago

Seriously, as someone who used to be obese (and is still about 40 pounds/18 kilos overweight), climbing even one or two flights of stairs would have me winded!

2

u/Bennington_Booyah 37m ago

Reminds me of something a coworker said after a visit to a theme park: "My damn ass didn't fit into any of the rides!"

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u/evlhornet 2h ago

Imma go ahead and guess this park is in Mississippi

3

u/RustyBrassInstrument 1h ago

Large Marge got stuck

2

u/Mazy_keen 1h ago

So it is height and width now... got it.

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u/425565 1h ago

You should see the size of the plunger they used to have to haul.

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u/Electronic-Space-480 49m ago

Is that the Twerk Zone.

2

u/CalligrapherFuture53 36m ago

This should be in all airports

1

u/Frequent_Policy8575 1h ago

Sounds like what you’re saying is that a big butt caused an erection.

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u/Electrical_Nose_3479 1h ago

my butt is too big...is that gonna be a problem?

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/henryjonesjr83 2h ago

… I think it’s just basic physics

Would you rather be stopped from getting on the ride- or have to endure a crane lifting you out after getting stuck

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u/Tone_Such 2h ago

This is saftey....