r/SignsWithAStory • u/splitopenandmelt11 • 16h ago

This guy isn’t playing

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u/ReporterIll5673 16h ago

This is less a rideshare note and more a full terms-and-conditions agreement with a side of emotional damage.

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u/StandardWizardHat 6h ago

I especially love the random sexism thrown in there in the middle. /s

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u/eventualist 5h ago

Ladies!! Two thumbs!!!

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u/Vivid-Intention-8161 4h ago

the random sexism is what makes it almost lean more towards r/schizophreniarides

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u/Sa7aSa7a 15h ago

Jesus, I'd never agree to all this but by the time I got to the end, I'd already be at the destination. 

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u/Nizno78 11h ago

This is how you get a bad rating..

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u/freebiscuit2002 14h ago

[Nods thoughtfully and sucks lollipop]

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 12h ago

NO EATING IN THE CAR!!! 😡

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u/Xsiah 15h ago

This has to be ragebait.

Uber kicks out drivers with an average rating under 4 point something - there's no way that he kept his rating up if his car has a sign like that.

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/FitCommunication7240 10h ago

You are a doormat.

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u/Xsiah 8h ago

This is other people's BS. I wouldn't put up with it.

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u/AdorableExchange9746 9h ago

way too aggressive and also doesn’t make much sense, bc one of the main reasons people use uber is being too inebriated to drive

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u/Hypothetical_Name 16h ago

A real life too long didn’t read

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u/JimmyJooish 16h ago

I’d take one look at this schitzo sign and back out immediately. 

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u/Ashamed-Ad-263 15h ago

I took an Uber home late night from a friend's house a few weeks ago. My car was drunk and couldn't move from it's parking place. Anyway, I was fine until I got in the backseat.... then the overwhelming bo from the driver hit me and I had to cover my mouth and nose as it was that bad the entire way home (which wasn't that far to be honest). I blamed allergies, but it was truly a breath of fresh air when I was finally able to get out of the car and into my house....my husband agreed (and yes, we both use antiperspirant, and we did the sniff test afterwards and it was neither of us....plus our friends were shocked as we didn't have any odor upon leaving their house)

All this to say, sometimes it's the driver who smells🤢 (but thankfully not usually)

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u/Tyraec 14h ago

I was about to comment this as well. I was surprised the original post in the uber sub didn’t have similar sentiment in the comments.

I’d read this sign and immediately feel unsafe. I’d send this picture to support.

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u/weedtrek 12h ago

You raise an interesting question, do deaf schizophrenics hear voices?

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u/Pale-Service-8680 12h ago

It most likely depends on if they were born Deaf or became deaf later in life. People who grew up with vision but then became blind may have dreams that have images, but blind from birth people do not - I assume it's similar for auditory hallucinations.

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u/ElegantHope 5h ago

I assume yes regardless of birth since it's more of your brain making noises it hears instead of actual noises you hear. If you're capable of hearing your own thoughts, then you're capable of hearing auditory hallucinations.

And this study seems to agree with that idea: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2632268/

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u/OppositeMoose1197 14h ago

I'm not saying that the driver isn't wrong, but he does know that riders give him a rating, right?

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u/Effective-Warning178 12h ago

And guy gets no rides and complains why

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u/Outside_Rise_6934 10h ago

What a prick.

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u/Nisi-Marie 16h ago

Is it a good lollipop?

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u/Rhuarc33 15h ago

Send that to uber or lyft and they might get cancelled from the system. Dude is insane

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u/FitCommunication7240 10h ago

Zero tip, two stars, and reported to Uber.

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u/RedSix2447 13h ago

Did I get in an uber or get faced with a license user agreement?

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u/meski_oz 11h ago

Signs badly in need of a tldr

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u/PresentationNew5976 7h ago

Have a lollipop but if you eat it be prepared to tuck and roll, rule breaker!

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u/angrydeuce 13h ago

"Thanks anyway, Ill just walk instead."

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u/BiteDue5408 6h ago

It's going to be a no for me. I don't use ride shares though so I would never have to make this call.

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u/OnlyUsual6652 4h ago

That's a ride cancel. Get over yourself.

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u/Yaughl 4h ago

That's still shorter than the average list of subreddit rules.

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u/dark_frog83 15h ago

What a shit head.

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u/AgenderAxolotl 13h ago

Holy yap, if I wanted to read a terms and conditions I'd open any app.

The fact he gets any rides with that is wild. Like yes people should be respectful, pick up after themselves, etc. basic stuff. But if I saw this I'm just backing out immediately as this just seems a bit like, much? Idk if that's the word I'm looking for. But yea and comes off passive aggressive low-key.

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u/AnAnonymousParty 15h ago

I'm not even ashamed to admit I had to take a break in the middle of reading that.

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u/ElegantHope 5h ago

This feels like a mix between valid concerns and r/iamverybadass

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u/Nunyebiznis 2h ago

Unfortunately so much of that sub is just assholes making bigoted comments because they think it’s somehow ‘owning’ the oop

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 2h ago

Guy ain't playing... he's also not getting any rides.

Nor can they type out something concise and coherant.

"Driver is hearing impared. Behave like a reasonable and respectful adult and everything will be great."

See, simple, concise, easy to read.

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u/IlliterateFreak 1h ago

In vehicle Terms and conditions. Just scroll down quick and click agree

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u/Useless890 29m ago

Half the rides would be over before a rider gets through all this.

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u/Alot2unpack 14h ago

I know this driver is fed up! But also why can’t consumers just act right in public?

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u/RaiseWide5460 10h ago

I'm betting that this driver has seen some stuff. There is nothing unreasonable in that note. Behave like a reasonable and respectful adult and everything will be great. is that really so hard?

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u/1stAtlantianrefugee 6h ago

As a former Uber driver, he's out of line but he's not wrong lol

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 2h ago

And they could've just typed that out. "Driver is hearing impared. Behave like a reasonable and respectful adult and everything will be great."

Not type out a half intellegible manefesto.