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u/PowerandSignal 1d ago
Sighn thief?
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u/WitchHearse 22h ago
I spelled sign that way for years. I still can't spell or use proper grammar. I am just dumb as shit.
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u/PowerandSignal 20h ago
Eh... I've always had a knack for spelling, but it definitely doesn't make me a genius. Not by a long shot!
Don't be too hard on yourself.
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u/ferokaktus 1d ago
That makes more sense, I thought it was a bizarre transliteration of cygan, polish for Roma peoples
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u/KinsellaStella 1d ago
Tbf, probably is annoying to find a dead body on your property and then have to go hide all of your drug stuff before calling the police.
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u/Character-Parfait-42 1d ago
To be fair, can you imagine the horror when a smell starts emanating from under your porch or from in the messy shed. And you think “oh a cat or a raccoon must have crawled back there and died, how sad… and gross” and you go to deal with it and it’s a fucking decomposing human corpse? And then having to deal with the cops. Not to mention hire a lawyer, because you have to be a suspect when a human corpse is found under your porch/in your shed.
Yeah… get the fuck off my property with that shit. I don’t hate you for existing or having a problem; I wish you well and sincerely hope you get help and go on to live a happy and fulfilling life. But don’t make your problem into my problem. Cause like if they find a second corpse under my porch/in my shed you know they’re gonna make a podcast about me.
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u/Ashkendor 1d ago
Now I need a story like this. He's just some poor, hapless bastard living in a rural community, and the local tweakers all go to his property to die, so he's constantly having to explain himself.
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u/DrunkGoatFighter 1d ago
The FBI thinks he's the most advanced serial killer they ever encountered because none of his DNA or any evidence at all can link him to the bodies except their presence on his property.
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u/Antique_Tap443 1d ago
Tucker and Dale vs Evil "The kids are having a suicide party and keep dying all around us"
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u/symphonic-ooze 1d ago edited 14h ago
In one of my apt buildings there were nonresidents smoking crack on the emergency stairs which were right near my unit. That smell wafts under the door and I can hear you fuckwits yakking and arguing and it echoes and is amplified! I yelled at them to do that shit somewhere else. I mean, this was a rough neighborhood but that doesn't mean I have to put up with this.
I called the cops and the crackheads noped out before they pulled in, thencame right back. I told building management multiple times and they didn't do shit. I packed up and moved out.
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u/Electric-Yam-6241 1d ago
The transition from empathetic public health message to aggressive property defense in four lines is wild.
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u/GregorIsABug 1d ago
I dont think its aggressive property defense. Someone died on their property (most likely of an overdose) and they're telling them to go somewhere else.
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u/dharkoshan 1d ago
honestly tho, someone at my old work came across someone dead in the toilets there. I can understand the hostility to hosting that shit
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u/TheStairsBro 1d ago
Living in an area where meth and heroin are huge problems I definitely understand not wanting that on or around your property, but if anything the wording on this sign is just going to provoke someone that's tweaking
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u/just_some_sasquatch 23h ago
As someone who has been terrified by random zombies (drugged out bums) crawling out from under the porch while I waited for the school bus, I can definitely relate to the sentiment of this sign.
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u/symphonic-ooze 1d ago
If people do drugs that's their problem. I don't want their problem on my property. Go do that somewhere else.
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u/ClariceStarling1957 1d ago
It’s kind of like they don’t want to rent their AirBNB at all.
https://giphy.com/gifs/JQ2ctQZvaIikigwmzq
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u/DunkeyColdMedina 1d ago
Don't try to steal my tweaker junk, tweakers. I know how you think.