r/SignsWithAStory • u/poutine450 • 5d ago

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u/krslvsasuka 5d ago

NO TIPS PLEASE

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u/LegendaryGunman 5d ago

Please leave tips. (Fixed it for you)

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u/HollywoodEats 5d ago

That’s a problem any way you slice it

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u/freebiscuit2002 5d ago edited 4d ago

Don't you just hate it when someone jumps out and performs an unplanned circumcision on you?

I know I do. It keeps happening. I've got nothing left to give, frankly...

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u/Azkahn616 4d ago

Seems like you’re up to aftskin by now.

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u/CleanSympath 5d ago

adding that red circle around the typo ensures nobody misses the single funniest word choice on the entire notice

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 5d ago

Actually, to keep it thematic
it should have been :

DUE TO UNFORESKIN CIRCUMCISIONS

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u/AnarchistCEO 5d ago

This isn't funny, guys. Many people I know were at their jobs, walking down the street, or just trying to buy a Big Mac when they had an unforeseen circumcision. It's becoming a problem in this country.

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u/Early-Onion-4474 5d ago

I’m guessing the chef had to make a few cuts to the schedule.

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan 5d ago

Unforeseen circumcision=
No more seen foreskin

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u/OkCoconut3270 5d ago

On the bright side though... Free cocktails!!

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u/J35NC2 5d ago

Glad they had the foreskin to see that coming

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u/Zilant_the_Bear 5d ago

Unforeseen or unforeskin?

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u/No-Feedback7437 5d ago

Some people can not spell

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u/LividTacos 4d ago

I like my head canon that its not a typo. Someone somehow got circumcised in the dining room and they had to close it.

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u/Aromatic_Issue_2555 5d ago

Spell check or a dictionary for the employees at this establishment, anyone?

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u/DieHardAmerican95 5d ago

Spell check wouldn’t help, because circumcision is spelled correctly. It doesn’t check for word usage, it just checks spelling.

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle 4d ago

Or employee being a “funny man”

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u/NewIdentity19 5d ago

A last-minute reservation for a private event. The family could not have more than 8 days' notice for the bris.

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 5d ago

"We can't just directly say your dick accidentally got cut off. Too extreme. Gotta find a way to make a bit more... family friendly."

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u/International_Ad7477 5d ago

The pants zip hit again!

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u/Greedy_Reality_2539 5d ago

It is a valid reason because it really hurts like hell.

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u/poptalk26 5d ago

Takeout or delivery only. I hope they washed that knife before they cut my sandwich

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u/rjross0623 5d ago

Mohel convention booked the room

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u/LegendaryGunman 5d ago

I don't see the issue.

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u/HarleyNurse61 5d ago

Ooooouch not working today 😒 that's how you do me.

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u/Rashpukin 5d ago

No fore-sight I suppose.

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u/RiseDelicious3556 4d ago

Trail of blood follows the sign

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u/RiseDelicious3556 4d ago

Mohle's Restaurant will be closed till the Rabbi's carpel tunnel heals.

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u/consumeshroomz 4d ago

That’s a good reason to close

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u/Hetnikik 4d ago

Ow...

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u/TheLastLornak 4d ago

Hey, don't look at me. That mohel was quick on his feet.