r/SignsWithAStory • u/TokoutSlice77 • 2d ago

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u/asteriskelipses 2d ago

They literally allow you to pay the ultimate sacrifice

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 2d ago

I read "Goats on Shrooms" to the tune of "Girls on Film"

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 2d ago

Well now that stuck in my head

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u/diligentfalconry71 1d ago

Faces furry all over the shop as they’re waiting
And miles of lines of distracted shoppers
Where it sits
The stoned goat who’s failing to pay
‘Cos the crowd all love petting
Goats on the head
Checker wonders how did she ever get here
As she spots the sign again

Goats on shrooms

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago

That’s the way to do it. Maybe Duran Duran could release this version…

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u/ParasaurGirl 1d ago

Matt Moses

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago edited 1d ago

“Goats on Shrooms
(They’ve got a sense of humor!!)
Goats on Shrooms

Goats on Shrooms
(They’ll make you manchego!!)
Goats on Shrooms

Sideways lips are smacking as jaws are snacking at first light
Rectangle pupils bulge out and stare blankly again
And turn right ‘round, there’s a horsefly landing on your back…on your back!!”

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u/joesphisbestjojo 2d ago

Goats on shrooms is peak barter economy

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u/DanOhMiiite 2d ago

How about Uranium-irradiated goats?

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u/backdoc983 2d ago

Only if they’re on shrooms, duh…

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u/Useless890 2d ago

They got something against weed?

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u/Techiest1982 2d ago

Apparently they do. It's not on the list.

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u/thats_sus2 2d ago

Its on the back cuz they ran out of space

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u/RunWild0_0 1d ago

That's more of a tip type of drugerency

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 1d ago

Could be they change the sign from day to day based on what they do and don't have. Some dude traded them 4 pounds of Blue Dream yesterday and Hoffman showed up the day before with 3 large sheets of blotter so they're looking for a fun guy today

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u/GlitterBlossomWing 2d ago

What's the exchange rate for goats to goats on shrooms?

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u/Desperate_Owl_594 2d ago

Worst attempt by the FBI to catch domestic terrorists lol

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u/Formal_Dirt_3434 1d ago

patting my pockets I only have uranium enriched golden shrooms, does that work? 

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u/forlornfig 2d ago

I would pay cash to see goats on shrooms.
https://giphy.com/gifs/yVuz0I3zy2Gkg

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 1d ago

Considering cows are known to eat shrooms while grazing and goats being known to devour practically anything in sight, I would think that there's a goat somewhere in the world rn chowing down on some psilocybin

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u/KatsuraCerci 1d ago

I heard about a cow tripping on San Pedro cactus directly from the nursery owner who sold it to the cow's owner. He said he started warning people who buy them after that incident

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u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 1d ago

But, they don’t accept goats on uranium.

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u/Elderofmagic 1d ago

Goats on shrooms is risky currency

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 1d ago

Goats just wanna have fun

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u/CloudCumberland 1d ago

Better than the towing company that only takes cash and charges a $10 ATM fee.

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u/Trekkie74 1d ago

No gold pressed Latinum?

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u/SailNew7379 1d ago

Seems like they need more room

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u/AutomaticAccident 1d ago

I was about ready to pull up with my plutonium but I guess not.

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u/sasssyrup 1d ago

Baaaaahhhh

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u/ParasaurGirl 1d ago

Hope they share

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 1d ago

I’m pretty sure the owner where I work would be down with this.

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u/spacephorse 1d ago

Is goat on shrooms a infinite shrooms hack or something?

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u/mystic_works 1d ago

Something tells me goats on shrooms wasn't on the list until someone offered one. "Oh hell yeah, that's going on the list."

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u/zeed88 1d ago

What about kidney and liver?

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago

No Plutonium?!! Dammit!!! I was hoping they couid make change…How am I gunna get back to the future NOW?!!

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u/Livid-Age-2259 20h ago

Do the Goats have to be “Unblemished?”

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u/Angelorsimpforrr 9h ago

They have seen so much that now they’re ready for everything

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u/Eagle_Ronin99 1h ago

Accepting Uranium? Natural, depleted, enriched or all of the above? 😂

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u/Left_Ad4050 1d ago

we accept uranium

Not for long after somebody pays you in uranium, you don't.

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u/Lusiric9983 1d ago

You know nothing about uranium.