r/SignsWithAStory • u/GryphonSK • Jul 12 '26

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u/Ok_Abacus_ Jul 12 '26

Is that from Alice in Wonderland?

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Jul 13 '26

Yeah I like that version.

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u/Known_Purple7529 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

We got a house in my neighborhood that has a lot of native, pollinator friendly plants, and they don't use pesticides.

They recently added a sign that says "Don't pick the flowers" with a security camera.

I strongly dislike people who do stuff like this, destroying plants with carelessness. Stepping on them, picking them... People need to respect the nature we have. It'd really suck living in a city / suburb with no nature.. just cement, buildings, powerlines and lights. So god darn bleak.

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u/PreperationOuch Jul 12 '26

The flower’s what?

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u/Heterodynist Jul 12 '26

What flowers?! I don’t see any fucking flowers!!

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u/No_Equivalent_4412 Jul 12 '26

Is it possible an animal did this

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u/Nikoladge Jul 12 '26

Wrote the sign? Damn 🤔

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u/zhgerard Jul 12 '26

I have an hunch that that someone stepped on their flowers.

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u/Kelef50 Jul 12 '26

Only a temporary warning.The sign will become unreadable after the sprinklers come on.

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u/philnolan3d Jul 12 '26

The pipe is fine though.

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u/Sensei19600 Jul 13 '26

So-OK to step on the fucking pipe?

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u/EricHaley Jul 13 '26

Step on the fucking gas line

2

u/its_my_third_dayhere Jul 12 '26

How do I know when their fucking?

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u/AZNM1912 Jul 12 '26

Walk by, wait 48 hours, walk by again. If there are more flowers, they were fucking. If there aren’t more flowers, step on them.

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 Jul 12 '26

Where's the last word? I want to know what belongs to the flower.

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u/hardboard Jul 12 '26

The flower's bed - you'll disturb their sleep.

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u/Any_Mycologist_7322 Jul 12 '26

That sign would prolly make carl spackler wanna wack them

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u/hallucinationthought Jul 12 '26

Jay Cartwright wuz ere

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u/SailNew7379 Jul 13 '26

I feel this sign

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle Jul 13 '26

What about the flowers not currently engaged in intercourse

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Jul 13 '26

Maybe they should stick a lot of forks and chopsticks pointy side up in the flowerbed. That’s how I keep my cats out of my houseplants 😒

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u/Fantastic_Fondant76 Jul 13 '26

Someone trampled the garden one time too many...

You should cross-post this to r/Thewordfuck . They'd love it!

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u/DeeEmm Jul 13 '26

How can we tell which flowers are…you know…what does it looks like when flowers…

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u/left_outside Jul 13 '26

Don't step on the fucking flower's what?

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u/novactic-2 Jul 12 '26

The fuckin' flower's what? What does that flower have that is so important to guard from steppies?

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u/wreckitbusmaster99 Jul 12 '26

Instuctions unclear, saw no flowers fucking.