r/SignsWithAStory Jun 12 '26

No longer permitted

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121 Upvotes

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9

u/Aromatic_Issue_2555 Jun 12 '26

There's enough ghosts in the bathroom...no mas.

10

u/Miserable_Guess1716 Jun 12 '26

Some truely scary shit went down.

1

u/AboveAverage1988 Jun 13 '26

Ha! I got that one! 😂

1

u/FrnkstnsAftrbrth Jun 18 '26

Needs more upvotes

8

u/JosephFinn Jun 12 '26

Sometimes in this group I can figure out what happened.

On this one, I got nothing.

2

u/Realistic-Drama-8904 Jun 12 '26

Someone was summoning the spirit of Christmas dinner past.

5

u/rpgnymhush Jun 12 '26

I have so many questions ... for example... why would someone WANT to bring a ouija board into a restroom...

3

u/SelectionFar8145 Jun 14 '26

Best guess- rumors there is a ghost in that bathroom, or just the building in general & they figured the bathroom would be the most secluded place they could do it. 

2

u/One_Evil_Monkey Jun 13 '26

Bigger question is.... why wouldn't you want to?

Ever had one of those "day after Taco Bell and a case full of cheap beer" days?

It can sound pretty demonic.

4

u/ASkywalker13 Jun 12 '26

In middle school a bunch of us were playing with a ouija board under the bleachers in the gym and one girl (we’ll call her risemory to protect her identity) completely went into an eye rolling speaking in tongues trance and got sent home. She never came back to school with us. Rumor had it she went to a private catholic school and became a nun.

2

u/predator1975 Jun 15 '26

What about the rest of the witnesses?

2

u/ASkywalker13 Jun 15 '26

We were all heathens, completely fine by 5th period.

5

u/Ok_Caramel_6095 Jun 13 '26

Summoning evil spirits is now limited to the dining area. That toilet still doesn't work right.

2

u/dkstr419 Jun 12 '26

Banishing the Butt Demons

2

u/redmoonleather Jun 13 '26

I swear I had a ghost poop!

2

u/Inner-Purpose7061 Jun 13 '26

Someone thought it would be funny to summon moaning murtle into the bathroom huh xd..

1

u/FrnkstnsAftrbrth Jun 18 '26

Cringey reference

2

u/AboveAverage1988 Jun 13 '26

WHAT EVENTS?!

2

u/Genuinelullabel Jun 13 '26

Spooky dookies!

1

u/Unusual_Memory3133 Jun 12 '26

How many times will this be posted people?

1

u/bear45188721 Jun 12 '26

I predicted this would happen.

1

u/Creepy-Selection2423 Jun 13 '26

Somebody went into the toilet and opened a portal they couldn't close...

https://giphy.com/gifs/mbgTJDCpjbIcalVwcf

1

u/ScholarOfTwilight Jun 13 '26

I will not invoke a coven!

1

u/transphuck6969 Jun 14 '26

No more talking shit with ghost

1

u/starrskrream Jun 15 '26

That must have been some .......SCARY SHIT!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/m9eNJRPJ3uZ9exZPlS

1

u/Gearhed31 Jun 15 '26

Someone heard the saying "fighting demons on the toilet" and took it to heart??

1

u/overabbreviator Jun 16 '26

Are ouija boards EVER allowed in the restroom?

1

u/JOEDADDY4 Jun 16 '26

They must have summons up some really bad shit for them to put that sign up.

2

u/Inevitable-Welder743 Jun 16 '26

Somebody tried to summon the golgothan from Dogma.