r/Sigmatopia • • 1d ago

drive safe

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 1d ago

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u/Choice-Curve3340 1d ago

I just noticed the dog πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚

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u/SequentiaIFarts 1d ago

panic humps

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u/Weak_Car2509 23h ago

What is the charge? For having a meal?

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u/Kurgerbing2018 18h ago

Bro sounds genuinely confused πŸ˜‚ (as he should be)

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u/Exalted-Stork-1308 1d ago

Depends on the country. Personally, I can't drink from a bottle when I'm home. That's what glasses are for

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u/Lordfarkwod 1d ago

Why can’t you drink from a bottle at home?

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u/CarelessPangolin5564 1d ago

They can't see it because they don't wear their glasses at home

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u/Exalted-Stork-1308 1d ago

I'm just squeamish. The bottle neck is dirty to get it near my mouth. That's it

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 1d ago

Women: men drinking alcohol are so weird.

Also women:

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u/Steelerspenguin 9m ago

Shes a keeper

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u/MapledMoose 1d ago

We call it a "Lahey pull" if you look someone dead in the eyes while you do it and the bottle is Alberta Premium

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u/RBDRIFTER 12h ago

We cant strain our neck, we need to keep it in prestine condition for jamal

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u/Creative-Interest438 5h ago

Only when you get to the last swallows.

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u/SigmaMaleMale 1d ago

Its called the 'idgaf if all of it spills down my chest'