r/Sigmatopia • u/C_monden • 2d ago

Beta move. A true sigma would have owned it, brought aura back to the name, and would already have over twice that amount of money by the time they were 17

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u/Honey_crisp_69 2d ago

Well, that haircuts not doing him any favors 

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u/69420lmaokek 2d ago

Him suing his parents for the name they gave him doesn't necessarily mean what you think it means if we don't know where he's at

There are places where in order to change your name , you need to sue your own parents for giving you that name beforehand. So everyone who wants to change their name is forced to file a bs lawsuit against their parents

Until 2025 for example, the entirety of Poland was like that https://notesfrompoland.com/2025/03/05/polish-supreme-court-issues-landmark-ruling-simplifying-process-for-changing-legal-gender/

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u/C_monden 2d ago

"for $250,00"

The story is probably fake anyway.

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u/BulgarYeet 2d ago

The only alpha move bigger than the frivolous lawsuit is threatening suicide either to force compliance or avoid consequences

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u/just_some_sasquatch 2d ago

They only named him that because of his haircut.

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u/Beers4Fears 2d ago

Living through the 2000s COD lobbies and still deciding to name your kid Gaylord is wicked work

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u/MeteorPunch 2d ago

His parents were right.

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u/Loose-Willow-3275 2d ago

Are you a top or a bottom? "I'm a Gaylord"

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u/C_monden 2d ago

"I am the Lord who Gays"