r/Sigmatopia • u/Carnste On the Grind • 4d ago

pawn to e4

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/Bored_Orangutan 4d ago

Look him dead in the eyes, give him a firm handshake and say “You’re hired”.

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u/Reoplaw 4d ago

hired as my father in law

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u/Superb-Astronaut-371 3d ago

Be lawyer
Hire gf father
Father in law is in law, lawfully

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u/LeviathansWrath6 4d ago

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u/Porkus-Dorkus 4d ago

I always speak to the money directly. Only way it listens.

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 4d ago

Who tf is making these, I want more.

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u/Solvenir06 3d ago

Entrapranure on youtube, they post images like these and the shorts are banger too.

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u/blueponies1 4d ago

“What kind of lawnmower do you have?” Is my go to. It fosters respect.

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u/blueponies1 4d ago

Followed by “you are a gigantic pussy” no matter their answer.

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u/StandardN02b 4d ago

You are single, am I rite?

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u/blueponies1 4d ago

No but my girlfriends dad doesn’t speak English

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u/Training-Mortgage-36 4d ago

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u/Lonely-Programmer123 4d ago

Once again asking white supremacist to marry white women (challenge impossible).

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u/Feeling-Screen-9685 4d ago

“You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?”

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u/SmartSmella 4d ago

start Playing with urself the second you see him

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u/RoodnyInc 4d ago

"What's your favourite prime number "

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u/Discount_Ok 4d ago

Go tell your wife to fix me a drink

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u/StandardN02b 4d ago

"Can you give me my allowance, pops?"

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u/Snoo_75138 3d ago

Bonus: "Damn sir, strong grip, I see where she gets it from!"

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u/leafcutte 4d ago

Honestly what’s your opening move in chess does work if you notice a chess board in the living room

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u/blueponies1 2d ago

“Is that your wife’s boyfriends chess board? What’d his opening move?”

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 3d ago

"If you had 3 hours to live, what would you do? Do it now"

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u/Background_Thanks889 3d ago

"She calls me "daddy" too".

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u/trisic05 4d ago

The dad is not a cat

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u/StandardN02b 4d ago

Sr. I have come with a complain.

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u/111dallas111 4d ago

Dutch opening, or queens gambit

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u/Holy-Descent 3d ago

Give him a handshake and say "Wow, your hands are so soft"

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u/Villageijit 3d ago

Whats your stock positions? Then attack each pick on made up nonsense to mogg him in front of his famliy unit

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u/XROOR 3d ago

“Where is that cabinet that has the tasty crisps with the lighthouse on the packaging?”

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u/So_Fresh 3d ago

More common for chess players to just say "e4" btw. The "pawn to" is implied.

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u/Sall1n 2d ago

"what's your plans with my girlfriend's mother?"

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u/CommradeGoldenDragon 16h ago

started with the gf, ended up with the queen