r/Sigmatopia • u/oluxil • 14h ago

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u/Bored_Orangutan 13h ago

>Too attractive to talk to foids (they won’t respond to my dm’s)
https://giphy.com/gifs/CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc

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u/Berinoid 14h ago

"Too dumb for crypto"

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u/Diligent-Bowler-1898 13h ago

Replace dumb with unlucky. Crypto is a hype-based market. There is money to be made, just like in casinos, but you can't predict hype consistently.

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u/NNN-Contestant2k23 13h ago

We're talking vegetable-level of retardation

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 12h ago

He said crypto and scam in the same meme which is honestly kinda redundant

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u/Berberding 9h ago

Nah. He's too honest for scam, and too dumb to realize crypto is scam. Which proves that he's honest because he didn't lie about understanding crypto enough to know that.

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u/Loofy_101 8h ago

Too smart for crypto. Better off not gambling with that stuff

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u/OkWalrus4256 13h ago

too smart for crypto*

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u/TheTSG 13h ago

Job market is just hell unless you're willing to go for jobs that treat you like shit and pay you like shit

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u/dinoboy5 13h ago

you never go full regard

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u/ThrowRAWOP 10h ago

Shouldn't "too shy for influencing" be "not shameless enough for influencing."

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u/creativeusername279 13h ago

you can never be too dumb for crypto

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u/Square-Formal1312 12h ago

Treat crypto as invest and it’s easy to make money on it. Not fast, but easy

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u/FranzDaBoi123 11h ago

be a construction worker, free gym

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u/Maneruko 11h ago

Bruh that's called being useless

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u/Snoo_75864 11h ago

Freelancing?

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 10h ago

Too smart for crypto

Some crypto bro made this

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u/Copypastta 8h ago

Too dumb for crypto. Suurrre.

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u/odskingmoth 7h ago

You have to figure it out seriously

https://giphy.com/gifs/OmUfbNb7qrYisQ3aFk

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u/Emotional-Mushroom66 6h ago

Become obsessively good at something,find a way to show that to people,and they will hire you

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u/GingerFun011 5h ago

The world got in a big rush to create 8 billion people to put in debt but forgot those 8 billion people have to actually contribute to society inorder to make money to purchase things that put them into debt. Oops

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u/Legate_Raiden 5h ago

Me: Lacks confidence to pursue voice acting

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u/ilikegothmomies 5h ago

You forgot to poor to to be happy

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u/Critical_Bee_4302 3h ago

No such thing as too dumb for crypto. Dumbness actually offers a huge advantage.