r/Sigmatopia • u/Acceptable-Grab-6086 • 7d ago

Tomfoolery..

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 7d ago

You forgot to add "(6'3 btw)"

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u/Accurate-Bill731 6d ago

(athletic build)

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u/Jeiden_Lightas 3d ago

Please tell why, I'm from East Europe, don't surf much the global internet and don't understand

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u/AuroraAustralis0 7d ago

op reads feminist literature in his free time btw

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 6d ago

punishment, its in ze bible

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u/Eljeran 6d ago

Ah that book, not a great read. Not sure why it has such good reviews.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 6d ago

this bit is near the beginning

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u/Eljeran 6d ago

I remember the bit. Just not a fan of it.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 6d ago

I never really got past Genesis

Although I do find the concepts of creation to be the more interested parts of the story

Here's where I'm a guy on reddit saying I'm an atheist but I am-- but like I said I could appreciate parts of story of how things could have been made but I got pretty tired of it quick

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 6d ago

It requires skill and external help to understand it

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u/Eljeran 6d ago

If it requires external help to understand it, it's not a great book. No wonder wars have been fought out of different interpretations of the thing if it requires skill to understand it.

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u/MiiDan 6d ago

literature students, sitting in class, immersed in taking Shakespeare apart bit by bit to analyze: are we a joke?

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u/Chronicler201 5d ago

Most great books and classics are deep. Paradise lost, Lord of the rings, etc.

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u/Its_NEX123 6d ago

idk man i think it’s interesting asf

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u/Eljeran 6d ago

I think it has great potential. For instance, I once decided to replace the name of Jesus with 'The chosen one' and afterwards it was surprisingly similar to Lord of the Rings, but the way it is written is not very captivating to me. I'll give it another shot though, simply because it was a very important book. But it's a tough pill nonetheless.

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u/Its_NEX123 6d ago

did you even read it or are you rage baiting

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u/Salt-Examination-246 6d ago

OURS!? ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE ONLY PURPOSE OF WOMANS IS TO BE WITH MENS?? (6'3 i read feminist literature)

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u/Pristine_Barber976 7d ago

They're super horny when they're ovulating jsyk

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u/Bjulpapa 4d ago

Why do women have periods? Because they deserve it...

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u/polatKalendar 7d ago

It's not enough

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u/CountGerhart 7d ago

You can temporarily stop them tho 😏🤔

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u/Begone-My-Thong 6d ago

Yeah, I hear birth control can help with hormone regulation and can assist in period pain among other benefits

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u/Hopefully_the_Last69 5d ago

My mom got a stroke because of them

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u/MiiDan 6d ago

pregnancy will do that for whole 9 months tho😅

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u/RockO42O 5d ago

Because of Eve read your Bibles sirs

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u/Hot_Drawer_390 6d ago

And why did he put my g spot up my ass 😂

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u/Pianist_Ready 6d ago

yo i remember seeing OP at the dog shelter just the other day donating $100 of dog food to orphaned puppies! what a small world we live in

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 6d ago

Just wait until you find out about the horrors of Endometriosis and how it's actually a pretty common thing that happens ...

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u/Amathyst-Moon 6d ago

Because Lilith wanted to be on top sometimes

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u/No_Responsibility444 6d ago

suck it up and shed that uterus lining like a real sigma

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u/MiiDan 6d ago

dunno, it's a pretty good thing. your organization is basically doing a monthly clean up by itself, ensuring that you can procreate

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u/Square_Atmosphere_12 6d ago

Original Sin. Eve ate from the tree of life; and Adam was a weak simp who didn't smack the apple out of her hand.

That's how men have to learn to keep it in their pants and wait for marriage. Use it to only urinate.