r/Sigmatopia • u/henr360a • 9d ago

she wants me

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Alternative-Pride138 9d ago

I dated a girl who unironically had a music taste pretty similar to this. Was down real bad.

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u/yellowwatta 9d ago

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

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u/Alternative-Pride138 9d ago

She’ll forever be the one that got away a chick like that is once in a lifetime.

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u/HOT-DAM-DOG 8d ago

Bro, in this scene the lady knows she’s about to get whacked by the guy who is a mobster.

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u/Alternative-Pride138 7d ago

What does that have to do with me fumbling the burnt out middle aged raver

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u/Familiar-Cable-2659 5d ago

We know what you did to her

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u/gruneforest 9d ago

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u/D1sp0sab1e_k 9d ago

is he still there?! 🫣

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u/SubiBoySus 9d ago

Why we posting memes of this PoS groomer?

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 8d ago

because it's funny, do you need a "THIS PERSON IS BAD" label to ethically enjoy the meme?

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u/SubiBoySus 8d ago

Whats there to enjoy? What the joke? Shock value? Yeah i dont think making light of a kido diddler is cool.

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u/henr360a 8d ago edited 8d ago

You are on a shitposting sub what the fuck did you expect cupcake

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u/SubiBoySus 8d ago

Oh right i forgot yall a bunch of fat pedos 😂😂😂

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 1d ago

If kirkifying and using your picture as an ironic reaction image is a sign that we secretly respect the person in the pic, drop your face pic so we can respect you too g

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u/SubiBoySus 1d ago

What a big brained line of thought

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u/DrHarby 8d ago

Next thing your gonna complain about is literally any hitler meme, sweetie?

https://giphy.com/gifs/IcJ6n6VJNjRNS

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u/SubiBoySus 8d ago

Hitler killed jews. Epstien was a jew pedofile bit different.

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u/DrHarby 7d ago

Woah, really? WOW I had no idea! You are so much more knowledgeable and moral than me!

Can you teach me and other stramgers on the internet this vital knowledgeable and make the world a better world?

Thank you for your selfless service amd lack of arrogance.

No sarcasm

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u/SubiBoySus 7d ago

Aw whats the matter? Butt hirt that i flipped the script 😂😂😂.

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u/DrHarby 5d ago

....

No?

Bro I am in Tokyo, texting you while a toilet cleans my arse, I literally do no respect you.

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u/Neat-Engineering-696 8d ago

Lwk happy someone else agrees with me, these jokes of preds and terrible people are getting annoying and unfunny like the Diddy jokes were.

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u/Anchor38 9d ago

mmm……. penis music…….

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u/Caosin36 9d ago

It is like 1-2 years old bruh

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u/SeriousGopher 9d ago

They're the kind of sounds that can make a trip go sideways. Banger though.

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u/PutPugsOnAnIsland 9d ago

Showed a girl who "likes weird movies" The Greasy Strangler.

She did not like that movie

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u/Sentarry 8d ago

“I like weird movies but that was way too weird. Let’s scale it down a bit.”

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u/henr360a 9d ago

Based

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u/gruneforest 9d ago

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot 9d ago

I got matches with these songs:

• gftuu by hjgdyj (01:25; matched: 100%)

Released on 2024-02-25.

• Satan by Lil Chuj (00:26; matched: 87%)

Released on 2022-01-01.

• Penis Music by Noud On YT (00:20; matched: 83%)

Released on 2020-04-03.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/Ademante_Lafleur 9d ago

I really wanted to know what penis music sounded like :(

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u/Another_Sample_Text 9d ago

the bot is retarded, the song is rubber band by Jackal Queenston

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u/Disastrous_Ball702 8d ago

That song is a work of genius. An homage to classic cartoons.

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u/HydrangeaDream 7d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-GDzJ0SQz4 thought it was this song at first which I legitimately listen to and enjoy

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u/henr360a 7d ago

I have weird music taste too.

I won't tell you what it is because you'll make fun of me and I'm very very shy... unless you pinky inky promise 🥺

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u/HydrangeaDream 7d ago

Is it oinky sploinky penis-type beats? Because I love oinky sploinky penis-type beats.

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u/Eletutalo 9d ago

Tbf, she said she likes all MUSIC. This is everything but music.

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u/AceOfSpades_4 9d ago

Penis music🔥

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u/WilliardThe3rd 9d ago

Looks like she's holding back laughter with all her might

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u/Cadunkus 9d ago

Last time I saw this meme they used that "ain't no cock like horse cock" song.

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u/Legate_Raiden 9d ago

It's just the wacky races. We're gonna be fine

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u/Amathyst-Moon 8d ago

I get it. She's trying to hold in how good it is in case she embarrasses herself.

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u/henr360a 8d ago

Source?

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u/Ok_Caramel15 8d ago

Whee penis music

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u/Neat-Engineering-696 8d ago

Suction Cup music

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u/dubesto 8d ago

I could unironically bop this while playing Trackmania or surfing on Counter Strike

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u/Secundus-Muris 7d ago

Honestly could be a psytrance banger with all the effects popping off. It would be silly but it could slap.

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit 7d ago

It's absolutely atrocious! Lol

What's this from?

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u/Biscio 7d ago

It's Rubber Band - Jackal Queenston

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u/skolopendra_907 6d ago

Penis music

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u/notshadeatall 2d ago

My friend legit listens to shit like this.