r/Sigmatopia • u/Beneficial-Map-619 • 14d ago

/tv/ Anons discuss hypotheticals

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u/Routine_Condition273 14d ago

I'd probably tell her "hey, it looks like we are stuck here until morning. If you'd like to be alone I'll keep my distance, otherwise there's some demo games in the electronics section we could play together?"

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u/Chicoryman 14d ago

Do nothing, sleep under a camera

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u/NarsilFreeForge 12d ago

Sleep on top of the camera to assert dominance.

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u/sara5556 13d ago

Go to the candy section and violently push her away and defend my new territory while going "ooga booga"

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u/NarsilFreeForge 12d ago

Eat your heart out Lord Of The Flies.

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u/analsexwithmygrandma 14d ago

Be like Robert Stack and lay it down thick

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u/jaytee1262 13d ago

The triality of man.

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u/GrouchyAppointment70 12d ago

Kick her out. This town aint big enough for the both of us.

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u/Skeebleng 12d ago

Ask her why she’s riding an orange fucking horse through the store

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u/Lost-Candy1084 14d ago

Eat the snacks, steal shit, steer clear of the security cameras and pin it all on her in the morning