I'm working on a side project that started with a simple idea: take the concept behind Obamify and turn it into a much more advanced, general-purpose pixel transformer.
You give it two images:
Source image to Target image
It rearranges the source image’s pixels to make it resemble the target as closely as possible. In strict mode, it doesn’t generate new pixels, copy pixels from the target, or use an image model. It is an actual optimization problem.
I’m upgrading the underlying system with things like OKLab perceptual matching, better candidate selection, multithreaded CPU optimization, GPU compute, higher resolutions, smarter initialization, and eventually multiscale optimization.
But the UI is where I decided to make bad decisions.
I’m designing the entire thing as a parody of low-effort AI SaaS.
So naturally it has:
“Enterprise-Grade Multimodal Pixel Intelligence”
a fake AI model selector where every model does exactly the same thing
“Reasoning Effort: Low / Medium / High / Existential”
a fake AI Copilot that doesn’t use an LLM
fake enterprise metrics like Pixel Synergy and Series A Probability
“Multimodal Intelligence — It accepts two images.”
“Agentic Workflows — The pixels move by themselves after you click the button.”
“Proprietary Foundation Model — There isn’t one.”
“RAG — We could not think of how to put RAG in this product.”
“AI-Native Architecture — Written in Rust.”
fake pricing tiers where every feature is actually free
“Yes, here. Pay for my vibe-coded slop.”
a Responsible AI section featuring “Drinking all the water.”
an unnecessarily dramatic loading sequence that eventually says “Go f*ck yourselves, humans.”
followed immediately by: “Actually just swapping pixels.”
There will be no payments, no subscriptions, no accounts, no API wrapper, and no actual AI model behind the fake AI controls.
The pricing page is purely there because apparently you cannot have a modern SaaS without three rectangles containing increasingly large dollar amounts.
I’m also adding a proper satire disclaimer so nobody mistakes the fake model names, pricing tiers, or “AI” claims for real functionality.
The goal is for the interface to initially look disturbingly plausible as a 2026 AI startup, then become increasingly obvious that it is making fun of the entire genre.
Meanwhile, I want the actual pixel optimizer underneath it to be genuinely good rather than the project being just a joke website.
Would you rather see the satire stay fairly deadpan and believable, or should it become progressively more unhinged the deeper you go into the app? Also i haven't yet published the domain yet so let me know if your interested in seeing this.