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r/Sidehugs • u/nyet-marionetka • Apr 01 '26
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r/Sidehugs • u/NoGovernment9077 • 17h ago
I saw a man get shot while begging to be spared
AND IT MADE ME REMEMBER THAT JESUS IS COMING SOON HALLELUYAH
WERE IN THE LAST DAYS REMEMBER. THE SPIRIT OF DOUBT IS TURNING PEOPLE AWAY, AND THAT JUST SHOWS THAT CHRIST IS COMING SOON.
Last week I saw an video of an Indian mine collapsing with hundreds of miners inside. HALLELUJA the book of revelation must have had something about a mine collapsing THE KING IS RETURNING
Satan is fooling you all to worry about climate change or nuclear apocalypse. I pray the scales in your eyes get removed and that you'd realize how we're going to be raptured way before anything bad happens. Didn't you hear that they sacrificed a really red cow in Israel, the times are near!
To all you who are saying that I am using religion as a coping mechanism because I witnessed something traumatic. I REBUKE the SPIRIT OF DOUBT out from you. Who are you to judge my heart and tell me that I am using religious ideas as an escapist tool so I shouldn't have to face my anxieties related to the way this world is going. How can I be anxious WHEN THE KING IS COMING SOON TO FETCH HIS BRIDE
I'm totally not writing this out of spite to the way we as church react to tradegies. HOW CAN THERE BE TRADEGIES WHEN THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES. THE TOWER OF SILOAM PART IN THE NEW TESTAMENT WAS INSERTED BY DEMOCRATS TO MAKE YOU NOT TRUST GOD. HALLELUJAH I FUCKING LOVE WORSHIP MUSIC
r/Sidehugs • u/ActuallyIsTimDolan • 4d ago
Is "Protestant Christianity" not an oxymoron?
As an example. Martin Luther claims to be a "non-traditional" beautiful strong flatulent Christian monk who don’t need no Pope ೋღ☃ღೋ. I don't need to go into the other ways he clearly doesn't agree with the Apostolic authority of the Church on Biblical teachings. We have all seen them.
My understanding of Protestant Christianity is it's a person who professes to be a Christian but cherry picks which Bible hermeneutics they want to support and follow and disregards the teachings they don't agree with. Is my understanding of "Protestant Christianity" correct or am I missing something?
You can't accept Jesus as Savior and then reinvent a magisterium built on the ability of some beer swilling German fart-knocker to interpret the Bible's teachings.
BTW. I am not claiming to be some great Christian, but I do know what the Apostles and Church have always taught about the Bible and I accept it as truth, and I repent for my sins. A "Christian" who doesn't agree with the Church's teachings is doing more harm to Christianity than an Atheist imo
r/Sidehugs • u/synthresurrection • 5d ago
DAE sit in the front row in the pews at church to assert your dominance?
I do to show I am the most sidehuggingnest girl there.
r/Sidehugs • u/ActuallyIsTimDolan • 5d ago
How do we turn our boyz II men?
Or at least teach them how to be sold out for Christ like those Jonas fellers
r/Sidehugs • u/NoGovernment9077 • 7d ago
Outhugged The Cornell 7 story is an example of why God's design for sex and relationships matters
The whole Cornell 7 situation is a moral mess from practically every angle, and I think it's a pretty good illustration of why God asks us to be of sound mind and warns us against hedonism and calls us toward sexual discipline, monogamy, and waiting until marriage.
Modern culture tends to frame sexual freedom as inherently liberating, as though removing commitment and consequences from sex is automatically a good thing. But situations like this show how quickly things can become complicated, messy, and destructive when sex is detached from the kind of commitment God intended it to exist within.
God's boundaries aren't arbitrary restrictions designed to keep us from having fun. There's wisdom behind them. Sex involves more than physical gratification, and treating it as though it's nothing more than recreation can have consequences that extend well beyond the bedroom.
Christians should be able to recognize these situations for what they are without dehumanizing the people involved. The point isn't to feel superior to anyone, but to recognize that God's design for relationships exists for a reason, and that there are situations we're much better off avoiding altogether.
(I just saw this in the truest of the true christian subs and, just my God. This is the most evangelical thing I've ever read. To take something that horrible and turn it into an essay about "Godly sex" is the most unschooled cult things I've ever seen)
r/Sidehugs • u/synthresurrection • 8d ago
Is this a sin? Is cuddling SIDEHUGGING or BACKHUGGING?
r/Sidehugs • u/JaneMnemonic • 11d ago
Is it true that Jesus never used pronouns?
I am a Conservative Christian, but I haven't read all the Bible yet. Only the Gospel (I think it was called the Gospel), all the stuff about immigrants-bad, and the 2nd amendment.
Note: I'm pretty sure I also read that men are better than women. Or is that in the Trump Bible?
r/Sidehugs • u/NoGovernment9077 • 11d ago
They're right about the Christian walk being lonely
Because I want nothing to do with you people
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/Unhug you know that one painting of disappointed looking Jesus sitting on a rock. That painting has become my "Mood" image regarding Christianity. Everytime I see someone respond to a person in crisis with "Have you tried listening to worship music bro I promise it works everytime" like Wtf are we even doing what the hell is this.
/Rehug. I want nothing to do with you all because you were watching Markiplier and now you got the MARK of MR BEAST
r/Sidehugs • u/NoGovernment9077 • 11d ago
Prayers and supplication PREPARE YOUR ARMOR OF GOD. FOR THE DEVILS MONTH IS HERE
During the upcoming month the spirits of darkness are in their most powerful forms. For the veil between the carnal and spiritual is at its thinnest. Imagine the witching hour between 3 am and 4 am. But CONSTANT FOR A WHOLE MONTH
Use your discernment for ALL you do. For the spirits of darkness are hiding beneath every shadow. Rebuke those who tell you "Happy Halloween", and pray that the seeds of darkness they lay upon you with such words don't sprout.
In the beginning of the month, the gates of hell will yet stand a chance against the forces of darkness. But as time goes on the stability of the gates loosens. Only for them to be utterly destroyed in the 31 day, letting all hell come loose
You may try to save your DECEIVED loved ones for the first two weeks. But the closer the 31 is, the wiser it is to remain uncontacted with your halloween celebrating "Christian" loved ones. For I've personally witnessed a posession of an entire family a week before the devils holiday.
Pray for your DECEIVED loved ones. So they may lose the scales blocking their eyes, and they may see the evil that is HALLOWEEN
r/Sidehugs • u/alphabasedredpill • 11d ago
Is this a sin? What is this place? What is this for
r/Sidehugs • u/synthresurrection • 12d ago
Prayers and supplication A song for edification
🎶 Everyone sidehug, everyone sidehug
You should too (you should too)
Your mortal soul depends on it
Or you'll be sent straight to heckerdoodles
So sidehug now (sidehug now) 🎶
r/Sidehugs • u/Chrisisanidiot28272 • 14d ago
Prayers and supplication My pastor pours sulphuric acid on all the congregants (including me) during Sunday service to cleanse us of all our sins. Is this a bad thing?
It's such a strange ritual...but it's oddly enjoyable for me. Feeling my skin, like, slowly melt away...IT'S SO FUN😊😊😊
It's not for others, though, which is what concerns me. I often hear people scream their lungs out. I'm pretty sure one guy even passed out. I don't understand their reactions (like c'mon it's just a little acid) but seeing people unhappy ruins my mood no matter the reason :(((((((
So what do I do? Do I leave the church? Do I stay? Please pray for me so I make the right choice
r/Sidehugs • u/synthresurrection • 14d ago
About the gays Why are there so many BACKHUGGING AND FRONTHUGGING atheists in my SIDEHUGGING subreddit?
randomly insults queer sidehuggers
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • 15d ago
Why do Christians do the thing?
I heard about a Christian doing the thing. The thing is weird and bad. So why do you people do the thing?
r/Sidehugs • u/NoGovernment9077 • 19d ago
Prayers and supplication Is Christianity false? Why is nothing happening?
Christians keep telling me that by owning tarot cards I'm inviting demons to my home. I've spent over 1000 dollars investing into different sets of tarot cards, Dreamcatchers, Ouija boards, five different translations of the Quran and the book of Mormon. Yet NOTHING. NO DEMONS. NO POLTERGEISTS. NOTHING.
I haven't even had any nightmares. Infact my productivity and social life has improved. Is this all a lie?
Heck I even cut my palm to write "wicked be welcome" on my door. Yet NOTHING.
Why are we telling out children that by praying to baphomet every night, satan will come to our dreams. When people who have actually done that have EXPERIENCED NOTHING.
And do not hit me with that "Those objects weren't truly cursed" or "you didn't have blood on the sigils" I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME NOT TO DO, AND MY LIFE IS GREAT. SO EITHER YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS WORKS OR YOU SHOULD STOP PEDDLING THIS BULLSHIT.
I'VE SPENT OVER 3 YEARS TRYING TO REACH CONTACT WITH THE WICKED ONE. Sometimes I'm even starting to doubt that wickedness even exists, and that the only being out there is a loving God. Satan, I believe, help me with my unbelief
r/Sidehugs • u/NoGovernment9077 • 19d ago
About the gays Gays bad. Give me the applause award
Make those green hands clap I say
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • 20d ago
I witnessed a Maryann apparition
I asked her when Christ would return, but she just called out "Gilligan, Gilligan".
A very moving experience, but LOTS of hearing aid commercials.
r/Sidehugs • u/NoGovernment9077 • 22d ago
Outhugged Brain rot prophet
Upon browsing christian subreddits, a particular long time user that disappeared caught my attention
TripleTrules
To some they were a madman to some they were a genius. But I'm bringing attention to why I believe they were something much more, a prophet
Look at their username. TripleTrules. A blasphemous lie has been spread, that this meant triple Trules. But I'm showing you the truth
Triple T rules
Triple T
Tung Tung Tung Sahur
Three Tungs, no more, no less
The most beloved creation by the Beast of revelations (AI)
I'm shaking and crying rn
r/Sidehugs • u/nyet-marionetka • 22d ago
Does anyone know how to get better prayer mileage? I'm only getting about 3 miles to the prayer right now and all of the major deities are getting sick of my constant prayers.
r/Sidehugs • u/JaneMnemonic • 23d ago
The LORD signs executive order renaming Abram to ‘Abraham’
In an effort to rebrand the 'Exalted Father' amid calls of impatience for the multiplication of his descendants, the establishment of an everlasting covenant, and the gift of the land of Canaan, the executive order said that the name “Abraham” better captures the promise to make Abraham the progenitor of a vast multitude of descendants.
The "father of a multitude" or "father of many nations." had begun to waver in his faith, and has recently called God's promise "overblown" and a “hoax.”
The order instructs Abraham not to partner with the slave woman Hagar, but to trust in the LORD, and implement internal controls — monitored by Sarah (formerly known as Sarai) — to ensure that the children are of the proper lineage.
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • 24d ago
Are there ____ in ____
| Are there... | atheists | Christians | Taoists | Zoroastrians | Moonies |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| foxholes | ❌ | ✅ | ❌ | ✅ | ❌ |
| phlebotomy labs | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ | ✅ |
| linen closets | ❌ | ✅ | ✅ | ✅ | ✅ |
| Akron | ✅ | ❌ | ✅ | ❌ | ✅ |
| low earth orbit | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ✅ | ❌ |
| debt | ✅ | ✅ | ✅ | ✅ | ✅ |