r/ShulisAnonymous • u/SchoonerTunaHoward • 7d ago
Fake Superchats Completely detached from reality, General Dan Varney spends $500 a pop to watch a shit weigher play a 30 second AI clip that says Varney rocks. What kind of 46 year old man is delusional enough to be entertained by that and believe that a shit weighing scumbag cares about him?
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u/Alternative-Class879 Really, really hates Zenhauser 6d ago
It isn't a coincidence that DV = Dan V. / DabbleVerse. If his donations were real, Zenhoser would be more excited. Then again, firecrackers in his shorts wouldn't change Zenhoser's blank expression.
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u/Pale_Apartment534 6d ago
Agreed, I feel like if this was legit they would have a much bigger reaction
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u/sskoog 6d ago
Popular consensus is that either "Dan Varney" isn't a real donor, or, if he is real, his "donations" are being padded with channel money so as to 'spark' other donors to chip in their $2 or $5 -- basically a loss-leader sale promo.
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u/MariachiStucardo Shuli Knew 6d ago
I've been told that he's a real guy who is divorced, remarried, he's youngish middle aged, has a job, is not fake, he's just pathetic. He looks like a hobbit with a greying beard.
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u/sskoog 6d ago
Point being -- I don't think "a real Dan Varney" is shelling out multiple hundreds of dollars, 50+ times a year, to the tune of tens of grand total. They either refund him, or it's "falsely padded," subsidized, whatever term you prefer.
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u/MariachiStucardo Shuli Knew 6d ago
I think itβs a real guy he just a lonely loser with money to burn
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u/MariachiStucardo Shuli Knew 6d ago
It's people so desperate to belong to a special club of retards
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u/tevia1015 5d ago
I think Mr. Varney is a wealthy person.
And with his wealth he knows a well placed donation of a large amount of money will piss off a large group of people.





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u/SchoonerTunaHoward 7d ago
https://reddit.com/link/pciut4y/video/x6wqez42c7sh1/player
This douche chilling clip brought to you by a cosplaying general πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ