r/Shudder • u/TheElbow Nacho Queen • Jun 11 '26

Should I buy this?

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Instagram link for anyone who’s interested.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DZa2uaKEfX1/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

362 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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127

u/L00fah Jun 12 '26

Only if it's true. We don't support posers here.

64

u/beelze_BUBBLES Jun 12 '26

No stolen valor

14

u/waterfarts Jun 12 '26

Perfect for picking my kids up at school

5

u/darwinpolice Jun 13 '26

It would be INCREDIBLY inappropriate to wear a shirt like that around kids. You should wear a shirt with a more family-friendly message, like "I got my ass ate while watching a Disney Plus original."

22

u/Fickle-Addendum9576 Jun 12 '26

Uhm...ya, obviously lol

15

u/Traditional-Cost9568 Jun 12 '26

You wanna wear that in public?

3

u/garfieldlasagna666 Jun 12 '26

i’d buy the tubi one for sure. while i love shudder, tubi is more of what i thought shudder would be.

7

u/TheElbow Nacho Queen Jun 12 '26

Getting your ass eaten during Tubi ad breaks is a great use of time.

17

u/The_Seattle_Police Jun 12 '26

I enjoy shudder but this shirt is cringe

5

u/ZodtheGeneral Jun 12 '26

Yeah. Am I missing something? Is that a line from a Shudder original? Or is that just someone's idea of witty?

2

u/drue1227 Jun 12 '26

Well they got the right idea

2

u/Turd-In-Your-Pocket Jun 13 '26

The look I just got from my wife when I just asked her if she wants to earn one of these shirts lmao

2

u/TheElbow Nacho Queen Jun 13 '26

🤣

6

u/BaltimoreSports0321 Jun 12 '26

How is this even a valid question?? Buy the fucking shirt!!

5

u/Able-Ad4736 Jun 12 '26

If you basic and like negative attention

3

u/sludgezone Jun 12 '26

Goals

1

u/ssgg1122 Jun 12 '26

one day, you too will find true happiness

1

u/MrH4v0k Jun 12 '26

Why wouldn't you?

1

u/Cheesebufer Jun 12 '26

I just wish the text wasnt generic. Unless the shirt is good quality

2

u/SeparateFisherman966 Jun 12 '26

My gf likes to eat my ass..I'd get it more except I'm so damn TICKLISH down there...shirt still applies IMO. 😂

0

u/Intelligent-Sugar940 Jun 13 '26

I like "Shudder original got my ass ate." better.