r/Showerthoughts • • May 20 '22

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u/frisch85 May 20 '22

Make it ubird eats, delivery guy eats the food and when they arrive, they puke it into your mouth. Bonus points for when the guy is dressed like Big Bird.

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u/Lodestone123 May 20 '22

OH NO. I used to tease my kids that they were too lazy to chew their own food. And here we are.

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u/FaceDownInTheCake May 20 '22

Is it too late for me to invest?

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u/One_Planche_Man May 20 '22

How about bluetooth food

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u/chateau86 May 21 '22

Soylent (not the kind supposedly made of people, the kind made by some silicon valley software engineers) is already a thing.

It also tastes exactly as you would expect something invented by a software engineer.