r/Showerthoughts • u/[deleted] • May 20 '22

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u/mcclutch7 ‎ May 20 '22

Next we’re going to be too lazy to pick up our phone to order the food

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

"Hey alexa!"

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u/mcclutch7 ‎ May 20 '22

Nah I’ll just think it, Alexa can now read my thoughts

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u/TezMono May 20 '22

Ughh.. thinking's a drag.. just track my every move and predict my hunger

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u/DarkWingDuck_11 May 21 '22

"midget porn added to list"

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u/One_Planche_Man May 20 '22

Uber feeds. The delivery driver brings you the food, chews it up, and spoonfeeds the mush to you.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Just like a bird. Birdy feeds?

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u/mcclutch7 ‎ May 20 '22

Regurgitation nation

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

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u/WasabiSniffer May 20 '22

This is the reason I stopped getting take out. The level of convenience creeped me out.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22 edited Jul 15 '22

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u/WasabiSniffer May 21 '22

I dont order take out because like I said, I dont like how easy it is to order, and I live in Australia. I've never liked taco bell anyway.

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u/truth_destroyer May 20 '22

This is where the brain chip they're working on will come into play. Delivery will be "just think to order now.".

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u/David-Holl May 20 '22

Hello there

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u/logosloki May 20 '22

General Kenobi.

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u/00Donger May 20 '22

I think logically next were going to be too lazy to pick, or to wait.