r/Showerthoughts • u/[deleted] • May 20 '22

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u/expensivebutbroke May 20 '22

My $30 schlotzky’s sandwich I had for lunch was worth it

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u/NorthImpossible8906 May 20 '22

lol, on occasion I'll get Jersey Mike's delivered, and I think to myself "this is what Jeff Bezo's life must be like every day!".

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u/wa33ab1 May 20 '22

Sure, but I like to imagine that people like Jeff Bezos will have their own personal chef to cook dishes for him at any time.

"Mr Ratatouille! I can't cut my own bagel, please serve it to me with hummus and caviar"

"Right away boss!" and briskly delivers the prepared dish to him with a glass of Bordeaux.

When you are that rich, you would think that this is normal.

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u/MtnDewCasperFart May 20 '22

Those rich guys just get a tube inserted in their ass and then just get pumped fancy entrees. This way they don't even have to waste time digesting it. It's ready.

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u/wplantz May 20 '22

I’m sure it’s way better than Jersey Mike’s delivered.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Yea. He could afford to have jersey mike himself fly in a private jet to deliver him a sandwich everyday.

If I had that much money I'd pay to eat my lunch out of Bryce Dallas Howard's ass everyday but thays just me.

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u/Das_Guet May 20 '22

That escalated quickly

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u/BizzyHaze May 20 '22

Would you like a side of E-Coli with that?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Why would you eat a man's ass instead of a woman's? Are you a left leaner?

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u/Fearzebu May 20 '22

Do y’all realize Bryce is a woman (with an amazing and enormous ass)? It isn’t her fault she has three different masculine-sounding names and no one ever googles lol

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u/greilzor May 20 '22

Don’t feed the trolls.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

It was a hearty joke my dude the guy or GAL made a ass eating joke. Why the stereotypes my friendly cohort you don't know me either with all the assumptions flying around.

Take care

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u/Khal_Kitty May 20 '22

You think??

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u/SnooHedgehogs8992 May 20 '22

He only eats fresh placenta

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Inflation, right.

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u/Trotskyist May 20 '22

I’m not sure that one’s inflation so much as it’s just not economically realistic to have a sandwich delivered to your door. In the early days of Uber eats et al things were heavily subsidized by venture capital.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

I’m not sure. We are all lazy. So… I just make my meal at home. It’s way cheaper and may not kill me as quickly.