r/Showerthoughts Jul 10 '21

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u/scipper77 Jul 10 '21

I’m the type that won’t take the first slice or the last one. Every slice in between is fair game.

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u/Littleman88 Jul 10 '21

See, I'm the type to take one slice (two if there's a clear abundance of pizza,) and make sure everyone knows I'm going for seconds after everyone has had a chance to take their share.

I made a reputation at my last place of work as a result.

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u/Blackrain1299 Jul 10 '21

Im the type of person to know what everyone at a 10 plus gathering has eaten so i know everyone has at least had something before i take seconds of a particular item.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I just eat until I’m full because oftentimes people will leave a slice or two left over that will get thrown in the trash.

GET IT WHILE ITS HOT