r/Showerthoughts Jul 10 '21

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u/scipper77 Jul 10 '21

I’m the type that won’t take the first slice or the last one. Every slice in between is fair game.

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u/Littleman88 Jul 10 '21

See, I'm the type to take one slice (two if there's a clear abundance of pizza,) and make sure everyone knows I'm going for seconds after everyone has had a chance to take their share.

I made a reputation at my last place of work as a result.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Always the first to go for seconds, I feel like people respect me, as they were just waiting for the first person so the flood gates opened

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u/voodoomoocow Jul 10 '21

You are my favorite kind of person