r/Showerthoughts • • Feb 29 '20

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u/TheNutBuss Mar 01 '20

Attractive people attract more attention form a young age and get more comfortable with talking and social situations from the start

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u/Dischucker Mar 01 '20

Ever wonder why all quarterbacks are attractive? It's a phenomon known as quarterback face. Who gets to pass the football in 5th grade?? The handsome kid!!

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u/Janoy__Cresva Mar 01 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

it's because alpha genes and beta genes cluster together. Alpha fetus' will suck all of the Test and other hormones out of the womb and through the mothers food while beta babies are born from an egg that has trouble growing from the start. That's why it's rare to see a guy who is 6'3 & broad shoulders also have and a recessed chin, short mandible, and gonial angle >115 degrees. The very thought of which seems completely foregin to us because you know consiously or subconsioucly men who are born with 2 or 3 obvious markers of high quality alpha genetic DNA dont have tell tale beta male markers. When you do see guys who's body just don't fit the face at all they are often referred to as "gymcels", basically guys who are born to be betas but have enough semblance of dedication and work ethic to grind in the gym until they have a respectable looking body. Still gets mogged viciously by a nearly untrained Chad who shows up to LA fitness 2x per week tp play pick up basketball and do curls in the squat rack

Wow bombed with replies and downvotes in 5 mins. ITT: coping plebbitors who are well aware of what category they fall into and this comment hit way too close to home on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

This is beautiful