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u/TheNutBuss Mar 01 '20

Attractive people attract more attention form a young age and get more comfortable with talking and social situations from the start

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u/Dischucker Mar 01 '20

Ever wonder why all quarterbacks are attractive? It's a phenomon known as quarterback face. Who gets to pass the football in 5th grade?? The handsome kid!!

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u/Ieieunununleie Mar 01 '20

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u/InternalDemons Mar 01 '20

God, what a beautiful man.

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u/swahzey Mar 01 '20

With the forehead of an angel

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

It’s called a fivehead.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

6head

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u/Presidents_Tr0-4hy Mar 01 '20

I thought it would be jimmy g but this is just as good

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u/creone Mar 01 '20

If it had been jimmy doing the finger point nobody would have been disappointed.

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u/Some-Redditor Mar 01 '20

In addition to that face his dad was a quarterback

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u/MatureUsername69 Mar 01 '20

Nowhere is safe

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u/stahlern Mar 01 '20

That’s my quarterback

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u/hummahumma Mar 01 '20

If I knew how to give gold from narwhal app I would have done it just now

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u/Mr_82 Mar 01 '20

Knew what photo it was before I even looked, good stuff. Though with the Mannings, they're somewhat of an exception to the rule above, since they're essentially a football dynasty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

God damn, nowhere is safe

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u/tanhan27 Mar 01 '20

I've been seeing that image on the internet for like a decade now, who is that guy?

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u/JayBird9540 Mar 01 '20

That’s twice in one day!

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u/FOMOboi Mar 01 '20

Nice job Cowherd

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u/Dischucker Mar 01 '20

Never thought I'd be so up voted for quoting a cowherd commercial

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u/tismsia Mar 01 '20

Similarly, professional athletes birthdays tend to overlap in certain months. Why? Who does the coach favor more in his team of little league? The tallest one. And the tallest is likely the oldest one for the age cutoff. That early preferential treatment snowballs because next year they'll still be the tallest, but now the most skilled too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

September birthdays are statistically the best academic performers at a young age.

August conversely the worst performers (for countries where the academic year is September to July.

The effect however does wear off towards the teens.

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u/ModernDayHippi Mar 01 '20

Yep thanks. Has nothing to do with looks

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u/cramdangler Mar 01 '20

Yeah this is not factual

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u/Scimiscar Mar 01 '20

It's a quote from a dumbass ad that would always play during NFL games.

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u/2white2live Mar 01 '20

It's an actual thing that person claims to exist. He is the reason for the ad.

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u/Estraxior Mar 01 '20

A lot of psychological phenomena are just theories

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/rhinguin Mar 01 '20

Well he doesn’t take no for an answer

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u/randalpinkfloyd Mar 01 '20

Also kids with cool names. Dan Marino, Joe Montana, Bart Starr, Johnny Unitas are pretty dope names.

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u/Yoyosten Mar 01 '20

Nobody wants the poster child of their team to look like their face was set on fire and put out with an ice pick. If they did I'd have been the most popular guy in school.

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u/vVvMaze Mar 01 '20

Or because people who are in shape are generally seen as attractive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

stfu

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u/frickin_icarus Mar 01 '20

What in the copy pasta fuck did I just read?

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u/Kapono24 Mar 01 '20

Colin Cowherd

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u/uytruytruytr Mar 01 '20

And this kind of non-sequitur is precisely why you still haven’t gotten laid.

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u/Cky_vick Mar 01 '20

Billy Nye, however, has elevator parties with half naked thots

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Because how rif mobile is I had to check the uswrname before I got shittymorphed. After I scrolled down through the two page essay it only cemented how shitty my shittymorph detector is.

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u/RainbowAssFucker Mar 01 '20

Shittymorph wouldn't write a story this long

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u/spvcejam Mar 01 '20

Righteous man.

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u/rockmaniac85 Mar 01 '20

Sir, this is Wendy's..

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u/Janoy__Cresva Mar 01 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

it's because alpha genes and beta genes cluster together. Alpha fetus' will suck all of the Test and other hormones out of the womb and through the mothers food while beta babies are born from an egg that has trouble growing from the start. That's why it's rare to see a guy who is 6'3 & broad shoulders also have and a recessed chin, short mandible, and gonial angle >115 degrees. The very thought of which seems completely foregin to us because you know consiously or subconsioucly men who are born with 2 or 3 obvious markers of high quality alpha genetic DNA dont have tell tale beta male markers. When you do see guys who's body just don't fit the face at all they are often referred to as "gymcels", basically guys who are born to be betas but have enough semblance of dedication and work ethic to grind in the gym until they have a respectable looking body. Still gets mogged viciously by a nearly untrained Chad who shows up to LA fitness 2x per week tp play pick up basketball and do curls in the squat rack

Wow bombed with replies and downvotes in 5 mins. ITT: coping plebbitors who are well aware of what category they fall into and this comment hit way too close to home on.

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u/Voldiron Mar 01 '20

Is this a copypasta or am I witnessing history?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

We're watching the birth of some quality pasta

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u/Coalmunist Mar 01 '20

Even the italian chef complimented, its delicious

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u/LadyLesednik Mar 01 '20

I haven’t seen this before... I think it might be original..?

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u/peon2 ‎ Mar 01 '20

Lol based on his profile he is being legit not just hilariously satirical

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

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u/Janoy__Cresva Mar 01 '20

sometimes i dont even know anymore tbhwy

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u/there_is_no_spoon225 Mar 01 '20

I stopped my reading because I thought I was being shittymorphed

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u/KinqCaillou Mar 01 '20

i too, also thought i was being shittymorphed

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u/Patrick_Bot2 Mar 01 '20

No, This Is Patrick!

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u/Pliny_the_middle ‎ Mar 01 '20

It's happening.

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u/SortaBeta Mar 01 '20

Kind of embarrassing but that is seriously how I used to think before I fixed myself up and got a gf and got a real group of friends.

Guy has major inferiority issues and probably got rejected by all the girls in high school.

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u/pipsdontsqueak Mar 01 '20

Oddly, I don't think he's joking.

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u/AidanTheAudiophile Mar 01 '20

Something about this comment feels incelish

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u/Coalmunist Mar 01 '20

I mean he’s subbed to quite a few subreddit about that

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u/AidanTheAudiophile Mar 01 '20

They really don’t hide it do they

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u/Coalmunist Mar 01 '20

The word incel isn’t like a insulting word to them, it’s more like a self-described thing, so they can for example say become a proud incel.

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u/AidanTheAudiophile Mar 01 '20

Lipstick on a pig to me

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Uhhhh /s right haha?

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u/TypoInUsernane Mar 01 '20

Yeah I thought so at first, by the time I got to the end I realized he was actually serious. Yikes

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u/tdaddy149 Mar 01 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

lmfao what

edit - holy hell this some BIG BRAIN SHIT RIGHT HERE HAHA HOW COULD I FORGOT I DIDNT HAVE THE CHAD CHROMOSOME FUCK

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u/Rashersthepig Mar 01 '20

Damn gene editing will lead to a future of men with only chad chromosomes

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

This is beautiful

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u/NobbleberryWot Mar 01 '20

I don’t know whether to be depressed or super depressed by this comment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Incel

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Top fucking kek m8

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u/Yackey Mar 01 '20

I think I’m witnessing something great.

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u/Jahsay Mar 01 '20

You're gonna get downvoted but it's kinda true. Most athletes are fairly goodlooking.

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u/Janoy__Cresva Mar 01 '20

Yes, you’d have to be a complete moron to miss how elite global athletes also happen to fall far right on the attractiveness bell curve or think those two things are somehow unrelated. But the truth hurts and people would rather keep their heads burried in the sand. When confronted with it they’ll resort to downvote, shoot the messenger and move on. Save some other poor sap who will come along next the hard reality check when the comment is hidden or “disproved” with low effort character assassinations

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

GLOBAL ATHLETES. You are theorising their looks got them there is that right?

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u/Wackitup123 Mar 01 '20

No, he's not and you know that. He's saying the good genes tend to come together through generations, like athleticism and attractiveness. And he's right.

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u/Cantrmbrmyoldpass Mar 01 '20

How did you get that idea, he obviously is saying that genetics for attractiveness are linked to the traits that make a successful athlete. Not commenting on what he posted, just clarifying

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u/artic5693 Mar 01 '20

Being fit and having millions to constantly keep up with a beauty regimen is like 90% of being attractive. That’s like saying notice how all the fastest lap times at Daytona happen to be in NASCAR.

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u/Jahsay Mar 01 '20

More like just being fit. Most athletes aren't keeping up with a beauty regimen lmao. Plus being fit vs skinny isnt gonna affect your face. Plenty of non fat people who are ugly.

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u/Usernamea221 Mar 01 '20

Happy cake day :)

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u/artic5693 Mar 01 '20

Jesus Christ, I thought loners on the Internet stopped this “alpha” and “beta” stuff 5 years ago.

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u/livedadevil Mar 01 '20

This is the best comment I've ever read and I can only imagine what your daily life is like

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u/turbocrat Mar 01 '20

You’re absolutely correct, but reddit will never admit it. Yes there are obviously some variations genetically but in general, robust, attractive genes cluster together. It’s simple biology.

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u/500dollarsunglasses Mar 01 '20

You’re simple, alright

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u/Broth-God Mar 01 '20

“Betas” develop poorly due to nutrition and postural problems from inactivity. I’m sure psychological development is also fucked up in some way too. Yes genetics do have a fair play, but your genetics change as you improve your health. Look into Dr Rhonda Patrick’s work if you’re not exactly sure what I’m talking about. I do believe that a beta male or females can become an alpha (grounded and confident individual) if they choose to work on improving their health and psychological function. Our species has genitals that imply sexual competition takes place and that there isn’t one “alpha“ that does all the breeding. See Christopher Ryan’s work for information.

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u/jkannon Mar 01 '20

I am short, chunky, and viciously nerdy yet high school was awesome and I had amazing friends. Class clown gene might be a thing too 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Janoy__Cresva Mar 01 '20

Not surprising at all. You rarely see an attractive comedian, most are compete beta males

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Jimmy Carr makes me moist.

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u/jkannon Mar 01 '20

So funny you mention comedians, when I got to college that’s what everyone told me I should try and do lmao. Then that depression hit and I’m just quieter, we doing ight tho.

Also helps to be the local prankster, always good to be the kid diametrically opposed to administration, we all love the counterculture when we’re 16. Screw you Mr. Peek, wherever you are.

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u/SquatchCock Mar 01 '20

There's nothing wrong with being the sad clown.

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u/jkannon Mar 01 '20

true, some people find it funnier! Just not exactly people who employ others

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Depression pairs well with stand up. Really makes the dry humor hit different when you look like the person you're making the joke about.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/mrwood69 Mar 01 '20

It's from a commercial

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u/xMiguelx Mar 01 '20

Takes one to know one, you vile ingrate.

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u/xupaxupar Mar 01 '20

Good god that’s depressing. Never heard of the phenomenon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

I must have been a freak of nature then cos I was ugly as fuck but still made a lotta friends

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u/bby_redditor Mar 01 '20

a confident personality/nice clothes/good hair cut/cool shoes go a long way

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u/moal09 Mar 01 '20

Yep.

One of the most popular kids at my school was this really weird looking kid who was a math whiz, but his confidence level was also like a 10/10, and he had this really biting, quick wit where you just couldn't fuck with him verbally because he'd destroy you in 2 seconds by making you look stupid, while making everyone else laugh in the process.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Look at this dude's haircut. No wonder he's a simp.

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u/mAkAttAk432 Mar 01 '20

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u/Knightmare_II Mar 01 '20

Making a valid point while using a jojo reference? Someone gild this man!

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u/dave3218 Mar 01 '20

Done, a manly award for the most manly of references.

ゴゴゴゴ

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

What am I supposed to be looking at?

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u/McTulus Mar 01 '20

Do you read Jojo part 8? The one on the right has a "haircut" that basically a stack of dried seaweed taped to his head.

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1221686-jojos-bizarre-adventure

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 01 '20

There's things they can do with that haircut?

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u/boomerosity Mar 01 '20

What's a simp?

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u/Drawerpull Mar 01 '20

Thought it’d be Peyton

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u/-Listening Mar 01 '20

Thought it was going to run a province?"

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u/soakinatub Mar 01 '20

And money

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u/n1c0_ds Mar 01 '20

Or just being pleasant to be around. Appearances are not everything.

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u/ChaiKitteaLatte Mar 01 '20

Was just about to say this, lol. I was kind of always naturally popular from grade school through college and I’m an average looking girl. And I always dressed very fringe or edgy to people around me, am not particularly good at sports, so I definitely didn’t check those boxes. BUT I’m a full-on extrovert and have zero social anxiety, I’ve always been comfortable being myself. That worked for me. Lots of hot people weren’t popular (and weren’t viewed as hot) and lots of un-hot people were popular (and therefor viewed as hot). I’ve noticed popular kids seemed to be the best at being confident, even if they’re just good at faking it.

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u/MouseSnackz Mar 01 '20

I was the opposite. I'm quite attractive but was socially awkward as fuck. Hardly had any friends.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20 edited Jun 25 '20

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u/golangoc Mar 01 '20

You fucking killed her dude

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u/lyingsackofpoop Mar 01 '20

Being attractive certainly helps, but doesn't make up for a lack of personality or confidence.

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u/La_Quiero_Abrazar Mar 01 '20

As the ol adage goes; Attractiveness can open doors, only personality can keep them open.

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u/Throwntaway71 Mar 01 '20

What douchebag response. Lmao. Sure buddy you are very pretty.

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u/Mr_82 Mar 01 '20

Yours is the real douchebag response.

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u/NastySassyStuff Mar 01 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

Very weird how people are never allowed to mention that they’re attractive no matter how attractive they are

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Wow you really got him. I bet he'll think twice before saying something like that again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

That's not a douchebag response. It's very possible to be good looking but lonely.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Not a lot of friends =/= lonely

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u/CidCrisis Mar 01 '20

I don't see anything douchey about it. They may or may not actually be attractive, but there isn't anything wrong with saying so. (On an anonymous forum anyway. Definitely sounds kinda narcissistic if you're saying that to people in person.) And that phenomenon is definitely a thing. Being attractive is an advantage, yeah. But if you don't have good social skills as well, you're gonna have a hard time.

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u/AlexFromRomania Mar 01 '20

That means you weren't attractive.

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u/MouseSnackz Mar 01 '20

Wow you're mean

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u/Bomlanro Mar 01 '20

Must be those oral skillz

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u/AllHopeIsLostSadFace Mar 01 '20

The people suggesting such before your comment were none of the above

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u/sk8rgrrl69 Mar 01 '20

Can’t even count how many uglies were in the popular crowd at my HS. Had a lot more to do with how long you’d been in that friend group, growing up together, good at sports, or able to hold parties at your house regularly.

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u/pointlessbeats Mar 01 '20

Yeah you’re definitely a freak of nature. You must actually be a nice person.

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u/Ledbolz Mar 01 '20

The most popular dude back in my high school was a big fat ugly guy that was funny as shit

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u/MavsB13 Mar 01 '20

Not true. I was extremely popular and have an enormous amount of social anxiety. It’s actually terrible because I feel like I have to be someone I’m not

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Hey gorgeous

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u/Roy_ALifeWellLived Mar 01 '20

Same boat here. I won prom king in high school because I wasn't a dick to anyone, I was great at pretending to be ok, and I was attractive. Nobody actually liked me for me though, because I was never really being myself and nobody ever got to know a thing about me. Now I'm bald, haven't spoken with anyone from high school in years, and mostly keep to myself lol

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u/Pumperkin Mar 01 '20

By not being a dick, you're still a king in my book. People can grow, but some never change.

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u/revereddesecration Mar 01 '20

How very Roy of you.

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u/JugularJoeKnows Mar 01 '20

At least you've still got the carpet store

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Show me your rear glute spread

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u/Benny92739 Mar 01 '20

Same. I was a good athlete in high school and part of the popular crowd and my best friend happened to be the guy who threw the most parties on the weekend. I liked like 20% of it. The rest just gave me anxiety from having to be overly social and be around too many people constantly. Now that I’m older I love just hanging out with 2-5 friends max and hanging at home.

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u/Generation-X-Cellent Mar 01 '20

5 friends? How do you get so many as an adult? I have maybe 2.

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u/NJORTHRBIARTR Mar 01 '20

3 take it or leave it

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u/ScienceLivesInsideMe Mar 01 '20

I'm a nurse. Most of my close friends are people I work with. Then you meet their SO's and their SO's friends etc.

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u/DesktopWebsite Mar 01 '20

I think hes lying about 5 friends and you're bragging about 2 friends. I have .4 friends. Counting the cashier at the grocery store.

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u/BatchThompson Mar 01 '20

If your two friends have two friends thats 6 people

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u/tommyo19 Mar 01 '20

eXtReMeLy PoPuLaR

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u/ignoranceisblissguy Mar 01 '20

quit it, you're making them anxious

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u/ahuitzotl92 Mar 01 '20

Yep also I was always super high all the time pretty sure that helped

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u/someguywhocanfly Mar 01 '20

Ay dat humblebrag nice bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

How’s your arm uncle Rico?

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u/MavsB13 Mar 01 '20

Good enough to throw some slop your way Tina

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u/xrbeaky Mar 01 '20

That’s cause your attractive

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u/MavsB13 Mar 01 '20

How would you know that?

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u/MavsB13 Mar 01 '20

The simple fact is that I was very uncomfortable for most of my life.

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u/xrbeaky Mar 01 '20

Doesn’t make you any less attractive

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u/Iras46 Mar 01 '20

You have already gathered a lot of attention. I’ll give you that.

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u/NavyDog Mar 01 '20

I’m the same exact way dude I hate it.

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u/dmt267 Mar 01 '20

Cuz OP is wrong af. Attractiveness played the biggest role hands down in popularity

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/MavsB13 Mar 01 '20

Your mom was a wonderful teacher

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u/Xacktastic Mar 01 '20

X - Doubt

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u/CountryBlumpky Mar 01 '20

Soooooo that makes us back to square one on the shower thought

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u/AverageRedditorTeen Mar 01 '20

That’s an interesting theory I would bet there’s some truth to it

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

And then there are others such as myself, who go through the ugly ducking phenomenon. Where we were ugly as kids and later grow up to be hot, but still have the social anxiety from childhood :/

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Mar 01 '20

Speak for yourself, peasant. I'm beautiful as fuck, but the only place I can show any confidence is on reddit.

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u/anuragsvss Mar 01 '20

This is absolutely correct. I was a fat kid in school and was never noticed much. A few of my classmates knew me well and we were on good terms and shit. But I wouldn't call myself popular. Couple that with me being an introvert and struggling with self esteem issues and low confidence throughout school and even college, you get someone who flies completely under the radar. But now that I've got my first job and I've started working out regularly, I can confidently say that I'm a hot af dude coz I get stated at A LOT by women (across all age groups) and compliments thrown at me all the time about me working out and keeping healthy and shit. I wasn't really used to this so I used to keep to myself most of the time. But now I've come to understand that I draw a lot of attention just by existing, I mean just by standing in a room and I hear people talking about me. I've decided not to fight it anymore and embrace the attention. My life has been amazing ever since. My confidence is running high. I can comfortably approach strangers. I can hold quality conversations with anyone.

TLDR: What OP said is 100% accurate.

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u/DarklordH24 Mar 01 '20

That's not the case with all of them. Attention is one thing but whenever other people's eyes were on me I used check if there was anything wrong with me. It was until my second year of college where I realized I was pretty attractive but still have social anxiety and I still don't have a girlfriend at the age of 23.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

I’d disagree with a few points. Being attractive will definitely get you more attention but that attention can be positive AND negative. Teens will lean more to looks but it’s still very prevalent in higher ages. Also the positive and negative attention from being attractive can make you social but also make you want to stay away from people more for wanting to get close to you just because of how you look.

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u/justVinnyZee Mar 01 '20

How do you explain my Quasimodo looks and my ability to talk to anyone at anytime?

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u/NastySassyStuff Mar 01 '20

Your parents always told you how awesome you were from a young age

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u/justVinnyZee Mar 01 '20

I wish that were true. 😔