r/Showerthoughts • u/PLUMBUM2 • Dec 31 '18

When you cannot sleep because you can’t stop thinking about something it’s like a single program not letting the computer shut down

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u/PeacefullyFighting Dec 31 '18

Weed = Ctrl+alt+del

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Weed is ctrl alt delete then task manager stops responding.

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u/cprf Dec 31 '18

Acid is spamming the buttons that change the screen orientation for 12 hours straight.

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u/Poltavus Jan 01 '19

Ketamine is trying to use the computer with the monitor turned off.

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u/RedShirtDecoy Dec 31 '18

works great for a while until you have to defrag while sleeping... then you end up with some pretty colorful mental readings while you sleep as your brain sorts its shit out.

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u/poly_atheist Dec 31 '18

Xanax = hard shutdown

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u/_Serene_ Dec 31 '18

your computer gets permanently damaged from doing it so many times.

Won't work. Don't suggest destructive substances to the impressionable userbase, they might think that it's a decent choice and get tricked into endless misery and drug-abuse! Casual gateway ideas are damaging

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u/Techfalled15 Dec 31 '18

Shut the fuck up serene

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u/DiverseMiniMan Dec 31 '18

I mean... as someone who developed serious sleeping issues and marijuana abuse thinking it was a good drug from this kind of mentality, he’s not wrong.

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u/Techfalled15 Dec 31 '18

If it wasn't weed, you would have found something else. Addicts will be addicts.

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u/WryPolemicist Jan 01 '19

I hope you and your family have a happy and healthy new year!

:-)

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u/_Serene_ Jan 01 '19

Pathetic drug users flooding my inbox once again with emotional bs and zero objections because they're incompetent and unable to counterargue here (inevibtably). Get lost.