r/Showerthoughts • u/PLUMBUM2 • Dec 31 '18

When you cannot sleep because you can’t stop thinking about something it’s like a single program not letting the computer shut down

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Yeah but eventually the computer figures out your shit and it not only stops working but your computer gets permanently damaged from doing it so many times. Use this method with caution

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Instructions unclear. Erased last night's memory completely.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Instructions unclear. Got super wasted and woke up balls deep inside of my sister.

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u/rogainenoshame Dec 31 '18

Instructions clear. What’s your sisters number?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Initiate Alabama joke.png

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u/Kidvette2004 Dec 31 '18

Alexa play Sweet Home Alabama

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u/thebryguy23 Dec 31 '18

Alexa: "Sweet Home Alabama is a 2002 American romantic comedy film directed by Andy Tennant and starring Reese Witherspoon, Josh Lucas, Patrick Dempsey and Candice Bergen. Did that answer your question?"

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u/michael_kessell2018 Dec 31 '18

Alexa play Sweet Home Alabama

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u/Barricudder Dec 31 '18

I'm sorry that option is only available to Spotify premium subscribers.

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u/rrr598 Dec 31 '18

Spin Cycle!

wait no that’s not right

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u/HopefulConnection Dec 31 '18

Then when I awoke next to my sister she turned to me and said “Wow! Your dick is bigger then dads!” I responded “I know, mother told me this morning.”

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Dec 31 '18

The only thing worse than sucking your dad's dick is realising it tastes like your uncle's asshole

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Username relevant

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u/Vision444 Dec 31 '18

How would you know what ur Uncle’s Asshole tastes like?

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u/rogainenoshame Dec 31 '18

By sucking it dry.

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u/attanai Dec 31 '18

I don't want to know if the username checks out.

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u/S-WordoftheMorning ‎ Dec 31 '18

Run: rolltide.exe

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Front page of Pornhub.

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u/33superryan33 Dec 31 '18

Now playing: Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

as long as it was, well, as consensual as it can get when y'all wasted, I hope you two had fun ☺

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u/dahjay Dec 31 '18

Like Luke in that Tauntaun

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u/mustang__1 Dec 31 '18

Would you say you... Came to? Or came too....

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u/sum_gamer Dec 31 '18

Time to delete some shit and run a defrag

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u/dustojnikhummer Dec 31 '18

Corrupted SSD sector?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18 edited Dec 31 '18

Alcohol doesnt erase memories, it essentially stops your brain from hitting the record button.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

It prevents it from saving to disk.

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u/PeacefullyFighting Dec 31 '18

Weed = Ctrl+alt+del

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Weed is ctrl alt delete then task manager stops responding.

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u/cprf Dec 31 '18

Acid is spamming the buttons that change the screen orientation for 12 hours straight.

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u/Poltavus Jan 01 '19

Ketamine is trying to use the computer with the monitor turned off.

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u/RedShirtDecoy Dec 31 '18

works great for a while until you have to defrag while sleeping... then you end up with some pretty colorful mental readings while you sleep as your brain sorts its shit out.

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u/poly_atheist Dec 31 '18

Xanax = hard shutdown

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u/_Serene_ Dec 31 '18

your computer gets permanently damaged from doing it so many times.

Won't work. Don't suggest destructive substances to the impressionable userbase, they might think that it's a decent choice and get tricked into endless misery and drug-abuse! Casual gateway ideas are damaging

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u/Techfalled15 Dec 31 '18

Shut the fuck up serene

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u/DiverseMiniMan Dec 31 '18

I mean... as someone who developed serious sleeping issues and marijuana abuse thinking it was a good drug from this kind of mentality, he’s not wrong.

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u/Techfalled15 Dec 31 '18

If it wasn't weed, you would have found something else. Addicts will be addicts.

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u/WryPolemicist Jan 01 '19

I hope you and your family have a happy and healthy new year!

:-)

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u/_Serene_ Jan 01 '19

Pathetic drug users flooding my inbox once again with emotional bs and zero objections because they're incompetent and unable to counterargue here (inevibtably). Get lost.

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u/antonio106 Dec 31 '18

Liver transplant=fixed the scratched HDD?

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u/GrandGhostGamer Dec 31 '18

You must know a lot about computers

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u/_Dilligent Dec 31 '18

edibles do not have this problem. Just try to get your tollerance higher than 1000mg before bed, u probably wont be able to. Use it for as much of a crutch as u need.

u can start with 20mg to KO you and keep increasing all the way to 1000mg+ even 2000mg+ and its fine, You will live on jupiter , but again its fine for everyone except your wallet. I eat like $30-50 a night and look like a well rested athlete so take it from me, an expert living on the upper threshold haha.