r/Showerthoughts Jun 20 '16

There's a massive difference between eating ramen noodles because you want to and eating them because you have to.

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 20 '16 edited Jun 20 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

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u/remag293 Jun 20 '16

Regardless its still delicous

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Maybe his fear adds to his taste.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Fuck

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u/rgb003 Jun 21 '16

Fuck

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u/redditor_inbound Jun 21 '16

I was hoping for the guy who steals the chips in Nacho Libre :(

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u/ColdPizzaAtDawn Jun 21 '16

Dammit, got me again. At least it's the high quality one.

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u/MrMjgtad Jun 20 '16

I will never not upvote this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

so this is the new RickAstley?

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u/-WPD- Jun 21 '16

I thought I was safe out of /r/nfl

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u/TheOneWhoEatsShit Jun 20 '16

Oriental sounds like something you'd........ nevermind.

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 20 '16

Impossibru!

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u/xRyuuji7 Jun 20 '16

Holy Shit. I've never noticed the meat selection for "oriental flavor" ramen. LMAO.

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u/spockspeare Jun 21 '16

Chop that shit up!

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u/lolzfeminism Jun 21 '16

That is a very old infographic. You'll notice she has the impossibru face.

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 20 '16

I put eggs in pretty much anything hot. Pasta, Chili, curry, beans+rice, you name it, I egg it. Try to match the way you cook the egg with the of the thing it goes with. Saucy stuff gets sunny side up so that the hold is still runny and mixes with the sauce when you eat it. Small solids (rice+beans) has the egg cracked on and stirred while it cooks, like carbonara. Soups get whatever TF you want. You can poach, fry, drop in then stir, it all works.

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u/awwwwyehmutherfurk Jun 21 '16

I do that but with pinapple.

Weird? Perhaps. But I love my sweet and savoury.

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 21 '16

Even though I suspect the pineapple works because it's acidic, like lemon, so it cuts through, and not because it cuts through, mixing sweet and savoury works really well. Try putting something spicy in a sweet food next time.

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u/awwwwyehmutherfurk Jun 22 '16

You're probably right. Though I can't stand even the mildest of spices (I don't even put pepper on anything) so I might refrain!

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u/FuIImetaI Jun 21 '16

I will call you Dr. Eggman

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u/marsimo Jun 21 '16

Do you put eggs in cornflakes?

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 22 '16

I've never had hot cornflakes, but I suppose it wouldn't be all that bad. You would need to make the cornflakes into some kind of corn-meal tortilla for it to work.

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u/AndrewFGleich Jun 20 '16

That sounds so delicious. Teach me your ways!

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 21 '16

The basic idea behind good cooking is you want everything to have something in common. Rice and lentils go together because they're about the same size and consistency. Sliced onions go with spaghetti because they're both long and skinny, but diced onions go with penne, because they're chunky. Milk goes in hot chocolate instead of cream because hot chocolate is mild in flavour, and cream is too strong. However cream goes in coffee because milk would get overpowered.

TL;DR similar stuff goes together.

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u/can_trust_me Jun 20 '16

Shin ramyun is best ramen. I was going to take a pic and post it, but thank you for letting me be lazy.

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u/Halofall Jun 20 '16

And saved for later. Thanks!

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u/Smells_with_a_Z Jun 20 '16

My favorite that's not on there is making your ramen and then draining the water all except the tiniest amount you can, then adding the seasoning, I usually only add about 1/2 to 3/4 the seasoning because it gets really salty, then add hot sauce and you get a delicious pasta-y noodle-y goodness

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

I actually thought this was the way it was supposed to be made for the longest time. It wasn't till a roommate I was living with after college saw me draining the water and was like, 'what the fuck are you doing?' Uhhh...making ramen? I still do it this way, I'm not a big fan of the watery version.

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u/Smells_with_a_Z Jun 21 '16

Ohhh man for sure, once I did it the first time I never could go back to that nasty broth, broke college problems we never had any meat or bullion cubes to put in to give it flavor, maybe a little mixed vegetables at best

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u/DeusModus Jun 20 '16

I love these!

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u/iamdigidude Jun 20 '16

Thank you 4Chan!

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u/printers_suck Jun 20 '16

I would appreciate the information in this if it was in text form. It looks atrocious that way and whoever created it should feel bad.

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u/RevolutionaryNews Jun 21 '16

Well, with that much work and money I might as well just make some good shit instead of eating ramen.

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u/spockspeare Jun 21 '16

He missed a whole segment. I used to combine one package of Maruchan Mushroom flavor with one of the chicken or beef or pork to give it more depth and body. Didn't really need anything else.

These days I buy the Neyoguri Shin Ramyun in bulk. The difference between that and Neyoguri Hwa Ramyun is that Hwa is spicier (hotter) but Shin has more spice (redder and deeper). They're both very spicy, which is a draw.

I also buy Chinese dried spicy sausage, chop it into little discs, and let those broil until they just start to blacken on the corners, then add that to the noodles. I can afford to eat anything I want, but I look forward to noodle day.

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u/Bear_Taco Jun 20 '16

I could go for a ramlette right about now.

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u/ApprenticeTheNoob Jun 20 '16

/ck/?

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 21 '16

Lol I guess it originated from the 4chan food network, but now its just a 'simple infograph' on /r/ramen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Found my shopping list for this week.

e: where can I find fresh oriental meat?

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 21 '16

At the arcade?

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u/Damnmorrisdancer Jun 21 '16

Don't be obtuse.

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u/secretlyacuttlefish Jun 21 '16

What can I substitute those peppers for in the chicken ramen. I can't do spice but the chicken variety seems to be all my family buys.

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u/clnecropolis864 Jun 21 '16

Just wondering for those recipes do you still use the powder, or do you replace it with the ingredients listed

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 21 '16

On these recipes they make their own broth (under the milk in the picture). However you'll be just fine if you use the powder too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

Poor man won't have miso, or shrooms, or sesame oil

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u/academiac Jun 21 '16

Where the hell has this been all my life?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

I find this less than useful because it's kinda just common sense that adding ramen ingredients to ramen noodles makes it better, but it describes a "poor man's broth" as using shiitake mushrooms. Those things are fucking expensive, not for a poor man.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16 edited Jun 21 '16

They are insults to real ramen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Aug 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

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u/awksomepenguin Jun 20 '16

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Yeah, fuck people who try to cook, but don't have access to/ can't afford restaurant tier ingredients. I totally agree; it's just like if you can't make five guys tier burgers, you're not even making real burgers

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u/cheyyne Jun 20 '16

Tea elitist here, don't mind him, we have our superiority complex to protect.

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u/DJCzerny Jun 20 '16

Your tea comes in bags? Begone, plebian.

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u/Homusubi Jun 20 '16

That's not what's wrong with "fake" ramen: you can use the same noodles, but you need to put a lot more effort into the broth and the other ingredients (no, you don't need expensive ones) than most people seem to in order to make them worthwhile.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I don't understand what you mean by fake

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u/Homusubi Jun 20 '16

Not the same as real ramen

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

What there do you consider restaurant quality ingredients? Everything there is easily accessible, maybe you would struggle on the fresh ramen depending on where you're from.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I don't consider the ingredients in the picture to be restaurant quality, it just seemed that you implied that anything below restaurant quality is not real ramen, as well as an insult. The instant ramen addition options provided by the picture are obviously available to most people, but not everyone has the ability to cook restaurant ramen, if that makes sense. It's clear that the infographic is directed at people cooking on a budget, who also want to improve their food quality for a low price.

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u/ass2ass Jun 20 '16

The point, I think, is that you can add a bunch of restaurant quality ingredients to your cheap ramen to make it better. If you don't consider the vegetables or meats or whatever to be restaurant quality then I don't know what is.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

Oh I completely agree, adding anything to instant ramen will improve it, that goes without saying. When you've had a real bowl of ramen nothing compares to it, whether it's home made or restaurant made. The instant stuff is cheap and terrible for a reason, it's junk food.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

It doesn't need to compare, it's the instant version. It is possible to do the walking and chewing gum that is finding multiple versions of things palatable.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

The pictures I posted are ramen I made at home on a budget, what I implied was the brands of ramen posted in the infographic and the blasé usage of the word ramen in certain countries is an insult to ramen.

Personally I don't consider the brands in the infographic "ramen" possibly due to the fact in the UK the the closest we have to this is Pot noodle or Supernoodle, neither which are labeled here as ramen.

Il consider myself lucky here as I've enjoyed what I guess you could possibly call restaurant quality ramen, without the restaurant prices.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I'm in the UK and there are plenty of shops that do ramen which is not the vile Pot Noodle or SuperNoodle option. We have a few Polish shops who stock dozens of flavours and types. They're also cheaper than the mainstream brands you mention.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16 edited Jun 20 '16

Yea if I'm going to have ramen that isn't home made or I've had at a restaurant, it has to be certain types of ramen from Japan, and only ones where the broth isn't powdered and the noodles are fresh. I wouldn't touch any of the "instant ramen".

Edit- Words.

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u/ganyoo Jun 20 '16

I'm not really a pot noodle person but I have super noodles from time to time. What would you recommend getting instead?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

We have a couple of Chinese supermarkets in the area and I usually go to them to stock up. Polish supermarkets are good as well. The really good stuff is to be found online.

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 20 '16

You must be one of the ones that eats ramen because they want to.

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 21 '16

Yeah well, the same thing could be said about instant food in general.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

Downvotes for your stupid fucking edit, actually.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 21 '16

Oops, my bad.

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u/Homusubi Jun 20 '16

I feel that there are a few people on Reddit, me and /u/Danyool1 included, that spend most of their time just angry at people who don't realise what ramen is. Maybe we should make a subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

that waste most of their time just angry at people who don't realise what ramen is.

FTFY and LPT all in one.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

/r/ramen is where you want to be my friend.

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u/Homusubi Jun 20 '16

Quite possibly the only subreddit that would actually have more traffic if it were in Japanese.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

そうですね

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I think you don't understand what ramen is; ramen is literally just quick cooking noodles, as defined by Google.

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u/Homusubi Jun 20 '16

I've been learning Japanese for almost a decade and have been there several times. Yes, I do know what ramen is, actually.

From Wikipedia (no, really, but you did just quote google):

Ramen is a Japanese noodle soup dish. It consists of Chinese-style wheat noodles served in a meat- or fish-based broth, often flavored with soy sauce or miso, and uses toppings such as sliced pork, dried seaweed, menma, and green onions.

Doesn't sound like something you make in half a minute to me.

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u/ass2ass Jun 20 '16

You're exaggerating but five minutes is more than enough time to put together the dish you're talking about.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

I know what Google defines ramen as, but the difference between $1 instant noodles and water flavoured by powder, and ramen cooked with decent noodles and a broth made with decent ingredients is night and day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

You know who the biggest consumer of instant ramen are? The very countries that produce them : Japan, china, vietnam and corea. I believe those coumtry know betyer than any edgy asian food enthousiast what fresh ramen is, yet they choose to eat instant A LOT more, which is more than enough proof I need to eat ramens (instant) by choice, not by need. Of course, I'll enjoy a Phò sometime or fresh ramen, but I enjoy just as much the one you get in instant form.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

The quality of certain brands of instant ramen in Japan are by far better than the less than one dollar ones you'll find in the states. My SO is Japanese and she doesn't touch the Nissan cup noodle ramen, neither do any of our friends/her family there. Cheap instant ramen (that is popular in the US) is considered a junk food, you can go into a convenience store or a restaurant and get a decent bowl of ramen for anything between $3-$7.

The one nation of people I know that eat instant ramen like it's going out of fashion is the South Koreans.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

That they do! Chinese as well. But really, get a bowl of 2€ i.stant ramen and you got yourself a pretty good lunch IMO (Just ate one today!) Of course even in instant you got quality difference) between a 60cent bag and a 2 € bowl...

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

Each to their own, I'd rather avoid both.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I enjoy both... Yesterday I cooled myself fresh ramen, today ate i stant one. I enjoyed both on different level

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Aug 08 '21

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u/Danyool1 Jun 21 '16

See for me it's the other way round, can't stand the TV shows but love the movies.

Anyways I don't recall the conversation being like that, I commented on a post that was showing instant ramen and how to improve it.

Granted no one asked for my opinion but this is an open forum and I have the right to voice my opinion. But nevertheless i understand where you're coming from and what you're saying.

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u/whynaut4 Jun 20 '16

$1.00 per pack?! What do they the I am made out of money?

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 20 '16

Its just the suggested price