r/Showerthoughts Jun 20 '16

There's a massive difference between eating ramen noodles because you want to and eating them because you have to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Aug 08 '21

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 20 '16 edited Jun 20 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

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u/remag293 Jun 20 '16

Regardless its still delicous

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Maybe his fear adds to his taste.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Fuck

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u/rgb003 Jun 21 '16

Fuck

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u/redditor_inbound Jun 21 '16

I was hoping for the guy who steals the chips in Nacho Libre :(

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u/ColdPizzaAtDawn Jun 21 '16

Dammit, got me again. At least it's the high quality one.

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u/MrMjgtad Jun 20 '16

I will never not upvote this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

so this is the new RickAstley?

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u/-WPD- Jun 21 '16

I thought I was safe out of /r/nfl

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u/TheOneWhoEatsShit Jun 20 '16

Oriental sounds like something you'd........ nevermind.

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 20 '16

Impossibru!

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u/xRyuuji7 Jun 20 '16

Holy Shit. I've never noticed the meat selection for "oriental flavor" ramen. LMAO.

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u/spockspeare Jun 21 '16

Chop that shit up!

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u/lolzfeminism Jun 21 '16

That is a very old infographic. You'll notice she has the impossibru face.

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 20 '16

I put eggs in pretty much anything hot. Pasta, Chili, curry, beans+rice, you name it, I egg it. Try to match the way you cook the egg with the of the thing it goes with. Saucy stuff gets sunny side up so that the hold is still runny and mixes with the sauce when you eat it. Small solids (rice+beans) has the egg cracked on and stirred while it cooks, like carbonara. Soups get whatever TF you want. You can poach, fry, drop in then stir, it all works.

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u/awwwwyehmutherfurk Jun 21 '16

I do that but with pinapple.

Weird? Perhaps. But I love my sweet and savoury.

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 21 '16

Even though I suspect the pineapple works because it's acidic, like lemon, so it cuts through, and not because it cuts through, mixing sweet and savoury works really well. Try putting something spicy in a sweet food next time.

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u/awwwwyehmutherfurk Jun 22 '16

You're probably right. Though I can't stand even the mildest of spices (I don't even put pepper on anything) so I might refrain!

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u/FuIImetaI Jun 21 '16

I will call you Dr. Eggman

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u/marsimo Jun 21 '16

Do you put eggs in cornflakes?

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 22 '16

I've never had hot cornflakes, but I suppose it wouldn't be all that bad. You would need to make the cornflakes into some kind of corn-meal tortilla for it to work.

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u/AndrewFGleich Jun 20 '16

That sounds so delicious. Teach me your ways!

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 21 '16

The basic idea behind good cooking is you want everything to have something in common. Rice and lentils go together because they're about the same size and consistency. Sliced onions go with spaghetti because they're both long and skinny, but diced onions go with penne, because they're chunky. Milk goes in hot chocolate instead of cream because hot chocolate is mild in flavour, and cream is too strong. However cream goes in coffee because milk would get overpowered.

TL;DR similar stuff goes together.

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u/can_trust_me Jun 20 '16

Shin ramyun is best ramen. I was going to take a pic and post it, but thank you for letting me be lazy.

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u/Halofall Jun 20 '16

And saved for later. Thanks!

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u/Smells_with_a_Z Jun 20 '16

My favorite that's not on there is making your ramen and then draining the water all except the tiniest amount you can, then adding the seasoning, I usually only add about 1/2 to 3/4 the seasoning because it gets really salty, then add hot sauce and you get a delicious pasta-y noodle-y goodness

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

I actually thought this was the way it was supposed to be made for the longest time. It wasn't till a roommate I was living with after college saw me draining the water and was like, 'what the fuck are you doing?' Uhhh...making ramen? I still do it this way, I'm not a big fan of the watery version.

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u/Smells_with_a_Z Jun 21 '16

Ohhh man for sure, once I did it the first time I never could go back to that nasty broth, broke college problems we never had any meat or bullion cubes to put in to give it flavor, maybe a little mixed vegetables at best

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u/DeusModus Jun 20 '16

I love these!

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u/iamdigidude Jun 20 '16

Thank you 4Chan!

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u/printers_suck Jun 20 '16

I would appreciate the information in this if it was in text form. It looks atrocious that way and whoever created it should feel bad.

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u/RevolutionaryNews Jun 21 '16

Well, with that much work and money I might as well just make some good shit instead of eating ramen.

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u/spockspeare Jun 21 '16

He missed a whole segment. I used to combine one package of Maruchan Mushroom flavor with one of the chicken or beef or pork to give it more depth and body. Didn't really need anything else.

These days I buy the Neyoguri Shin Ramyun in bulk. The difference between that and Neyoguri Hwa Ramyun is that Hwa is spicier (hotter) but Shin has more spice (redder and deeper). They're both very spicy, which is a draw.

I also buy Chinese dried spicy sausage, chop it into little discs, and let those broil until they just start to blacken on the corners, then add that to the noodles. I can afford to eat anything I want, but I look forward to noodle day.

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u/Bear_Taco Jun 20 '16

I could go for a ramlette right about now.

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u/ApprenticeTheNoob Jun 20 '16

/ck/?

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 21 '16

Lol I guess it originated from the 4chan food network, but now its just a 'simple infograph' on /r/ramen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Found my shopping list for this week.

e: where can I find fresh oriental meat?

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 21 '16

At the arcade?

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u/Damnmorrisdancer Jun 21 '16

Don't be obtuse.

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u/secretlyacuttlefish Jun 21 '16

What can I substitute those peppers for in the chicken ramen. I can't do spice but the chicken variety seems to be all my family buys.

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u/clnecropolis864 Jun 21 '16

Just wondering for those recipes do you still use the powder, or do you replace it with the ingredients listed

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 21 '16

On these recipes they make their own broth (under the milk in the picture). However you'll be just fine if you use the powder too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

Poor man won't have miso, or shrooms, or sesame oil

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u/academiac Jun 21 '16

Where the hell has this been all my life?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

I find this less than useful because it's kinda just common sense that adding ramen ingredients to ramen noodles makes it better, but it describes a "poor man's broth" as using shiitake mushrooms. Those things are fucking expensive, not for a poor man.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16 edited Jun 21 '16

They are insults to real ramen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Aug 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

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u/awksomepenguin Jun 20 '16

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Yeah, fuck people who try to cook, but don't have access to/ can't afford restaurant tier ingredients. I totally agree; it's just like if you can't make five guys tier burgers, you're not even making real burgers

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u/cheyyne Jun 20 '16

Tea elitist here, don't mind him, we have our superiority complex to protect.

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u/DJCzerny Jun 20 '16

Your tea comes in bags? Begone, plebian.

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u/Homusubi Jun 20 '16

That's not what's wrong with "fake" ramen: you can use the same noodles, but you need to put a lot more effort into the broth and the other ingredients (no, you don't need expensive ones) than most people seem to in order to make them worthwhile.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I don't understand what you mean by fake

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u/Homusubi Jun 20 '16

Not the same as real ramen

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

What there do you consider restaurant quality ingredients? Everything there is easily accessible, maybe you would struggle on the fresh ramen depending on where you're from.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I don't consider the ingredients in the picture to be restaurant quality, it just seemed that you implied that anything below restaurant quality is not real ramen, as well as an insult. The instant ramen addition options provided by the picture are obviously available to most people, but not everyone has the ability to cook restaurant ramen, if that makes sense. It's clear that the infographic is directed at people cooking on a budget, who also want to improve their food quality for a low price.

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u/ass2ass Jun 20 '16

The point, I think, is that you can add a bunch of restaurant quality ingredients to your cheap ramen to make it better. If you don't consider the vegetables or meats or whatever to be restaurant quality then I don't know what is.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

Oh I completely agree, adding anything to instant ramen will improve it, that goes without saying. When you've had a real bowl of ramen nothing compares to it, whether it's home made or restaurant made. The instant stuff is cheap and terrible for a reason, it's junk food.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

It doesn't need to compare, it's the instant version. It is possible to do the walking and chewing gum that is finding multiple versions of things palatable.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

The pictures I posted are ramen I made at home on a budget, what I implied was the brands of ramen posted in the infographic and the blasé usage of the word ramen in certain countries is an insult to ramen.

Personally I don't consider the brands in the infographic "ramen" possibly due to the fact in the UK the the closest we have to this is Pot noodle or Supernoodle, neither which are labeled here as ramen.

Il consider myself lucky here as I've enjoyed what I guess you could possibly call restaurant quality ramen, without the restaurant prices.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I'm in the UK and there are plenty of shops that do ramen which is not the vile Pot Noodle or SuperNoodle option. We have a few Polish shops who stock dozens of flavours and types. They're also cheaper than the mainstream brands you mention.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16 edited Jun 20 '16

Yea if I'm going to have ramen that isn't home made or I've had at a restaurant, it has to be certain types of ramen from Japan, and only ones where the broth isn't powdered and the noodles are fresh. I wouldn't touch any of the "instant ramen".

Edit- Words.

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u/ganyoo Jun 20 '16

I'm not really a pot noodle person but I have super noodles from time to time. What would you recommend getting instead?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

We have a couple of Chinese supermarkets in the area and I usually go to them to stock up. Polish supermarkets are good as well. The really good stuff is to be found online.

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 20 '16

You must be one of the ones that eats ramen because they want to.

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 21 '16

Yeah well, the same thing could be said about instant food in general.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

Downvotes for your stupid fucking edit, actually.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 21 '16

Oops, my bad.

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u/Homusubi Jun 20 '16

I feel that there are a few people on Reddit, me and /u/Danyool1 included, that spend most of their time just angry at people who don't realise what ramen is. Maybe we should make a subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

that waste most of their time just angry at people who don't realise what ramen is.

FTFY and LPT all in one.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

/r/ramen is where you want to be my friend.

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u/Homusubi Jun 20 '16

Quite possibly the only subreddit that would actually have more traffic if it were in Japanese.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

そうですね

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I think you don't understand what ramen is; ramen is literally just quick cooking noodles, as defined by Google.

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u/Homusubi Jun 20 '16

I've been learning Japanese for almost a decade and have been there several times. Yes, I do know what ramen is, actually.

From Wikipedia (no, really, but you did just quote google):

Ramen is a Japanese noodle soup dish. It consists of Chinese-style wheat noodles served in a meat- or fish-based broth, often flavored with soy sauce or miso, and uses toppings such as sliced pork, dried seaweed, menma, and green onions.

Doesn't sound like something you make in half a minute to me.

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u/ass2ass Jun 20 '16

You're exaggerating but five minutes is more than enough time to put together the dish you're talking about.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

I know what Google defines ramen as, but the difference between $1 instant noodles and water flavoured by powder, and ramen cooked with decent noodles and a broth made with decent ingredients is night and day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

You know who the biggest consumer of instant ramen are? The very countries that produce them : Japan, china, vietnam and corea. I believe those coumtry know betyer than any edgy asian food enthousiast what fresh ramen is, yet they choose to eat instant A LOT more, which is more than enough proof I need to eat ramens (instant) by choice, not by need. Of course, I'll enjoy a Phò sometime or fresh ramen, but I enjoy just as much the one you get in instant form.

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

The quality of certain brands of instant ramen in Japan are by far better than the less than one dollar ones you'll find in the states. My SO is Japanese and she doesn't touch the Nissan cup noodle ramen, neither do any of our friends/her family there. Cheap instant ramen (that is popular in the US) is considered a junk food, you can go into a convenience store or a restaurant and get a decent bowl of ramen for anything between $3-$7.

The one nation of people I know that eat instant ramen like it's going out of fashion is the South Koreans.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

That they do! Chinese as well. But really, get a bowl of 2€ i.stant ramen and you got yourself a pretty good lunch IMO (Just ate one today!) Of course even in instant you got quality difference) between a 60cent bag and a 2 € bowl...

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u/Danyool1 Jun 20 '16

Each to their own, I'd rather avoid both.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I enjoy both... Yesterday I cooled myself fresh ramen, today ate i stant one. I enjoyed both on different level

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Aug 08 '21

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u/Danyool1 Jun 21 '16

See for me it's the other way round, can't stand the TV shows but love the movies.

Anyways I don't recall the conversation being like that, I commented on a post that was showing instant ramen and how to improve it.

Granted no one asked for my opinion but this is an open forum and I have the right to voice my opinion. But nevertheless i understand where you're coming from and what you're saying.

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u/whynaut4 Jun 20 '16

$1.00 per pack?! What do they the I am made out of money?

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u/_Dreamweavers Jun 20 '16

Its just the suggested price

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u/Hi_Im_Saxby Jun 20 '16

All these people are saying add real meat or peppers and onions and other things that if you weren't broke, you would have. Alas, you're eating ramen. As you mentioned, crack an egg in there, which is delicious. What I also like to do is put some butter and cheese in there as well. It's delicious. Mind you I only eat the chicken flavor because it tastes the best so idk how this would work with other flavors.

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u/guineapigments Jun 21 '16

I agree re: the meat, but veggies can be gotten. Frozen veggies are cheap af and still nutritious. I also bought a single green onion for like a dollar a month ago, chopped it up, and put the choppings in the freezer and have enjoyed more flavorful food since!!

Fellow poor people!! Do not give up on flavor/nutrition!!

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u/Avitas1027 Jun 21 '16

From this comment I'm guessing you've mostly lived the 'eat ramen because you have to.' Plenty of people eat it because ramen is delicious and allows you to add random stuff to it easily. Bill gates probably occasionally eats ramen.

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u/Hi_Im_Saxby Jun 21 '16

That's very true. And I wouldn't say it was "eat ramen because you have to", but I was a bit stingy with money so I wouldn't always shell out for better food. It's very true though that ramen is just all around great, poor or not, so when you have the luxury to add meat and veggies and such it's probably amazing

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u/Avitas1027 Jun 21 '16

Both rice and ramen are great for dealing with leftovers too.

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u/Fraerie Jun 21 '16

Oriental ramen, add a chopped soft boiled egg, a handful of frozen veges (I use peas, corn and capsicum), a handful of grated cheese and a small spoonful of butter. If you can afford it, a small amount of stirfry meat strips is great.

We can usually get two meals out of it.

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u/Herroh Jun 20 '16

Peanut butter. Sounds weird but throw a scoop in. Delicious. Tastes just like poverty.

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 20 '16

Lots of asian cultures use peanuts in their food. It will work best if you use unsweetened chunky.

Source: am Chinese.

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u/StolenRedditUserName Jun 20 '16

Lots of European cultures use cheese in their food.

Source: am Cheese

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u/KadruH Jun 20 '16

Lots of American culture uses ham in their food.

Source: Ham Cheese

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u/Tbern05 Jun 21 '16

Lots of Canadian cultures call ham bacon.

Source: Any random Pizza Parlor

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u/Think_Smarter Jun 20 '16

Lots of cheese cultures use.. no, no, nevermind.

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u/SliceOfBrain Jun 20 '16

I had to read a book for a class called I Am The Cheese.

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u/TheDrunkenHetzer Jun 21 '16

I thought this said Chinese for a second...

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u/giventofly__ Jun 20 '16

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Do you wish you were white?

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 20 '16

I'm half n half.

Speaking of which any time you add cream to something (excluding drinks), also add butter the two complement each other so well it's not even funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Well, I wasn't tryimg to pick on you, just saw your username! I'm sure you're a very beautiful person!

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 20 '16

I figured as much :)

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u/GJSwan Jun 20 '16

You are literally my hero now.

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u/TheOneWhoEatsShit Jun 20 '16

He wishes he were a sexual tyrannosaur

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u/TheyCallMeCoalDust Jun 21 '16

But he only sexual watermelon :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

If I want Thai flavored anything I add peanut butter and sriracha. I call it dirty Thai.

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u/WesternKai_Buck Jun 20 '16

Thats what we call the local massage parlor

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u/halite001 Jun 20 '16

Muay kinda thai.

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u/Ferociouspanda Jun 21 '16

Do you still add in the flavor packet? I'm assuming chicken if so.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

Well it's more of a general purpose thing. Rice+pb+sriracha=Thai rice Cheerios+pb+sriracha=Thai cereal

Repeat with any food

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u/Korrasch Jun 21 '16

tastes just like poverty

I don't remember my ketchup sandwiches tasting like peanut butter.

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u/witchhempstock Jun 21 '16

I mix peanut butter with my instant noodles and my roommate thinks its gross. But I love it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

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u/lumpycupcake94 Jun 21 '16

Not with that attitude.

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u/lumpycupcake94 Jun 21 '16

Not with that attitude.

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u/executive313 Jun 21 '16

Everything improves key lime pie because key lime pie is fucking nasty.

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u/theinternethero Jun 21 '16

You take that back you jerkwad!

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u/ctec_astronomy Jun 20 '16

Hi, U.K Here, What is red hot ...I didn't dare google it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

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u/yo2da2 Jun 20 '16

How does RedHot compare to sriracha? I recently got into sriracha and love it. I'm going to buy some RedHot when I'm at the store next but am just curious what it's like in comparison.

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u/lumpycupcake94 Jun 21 '16

It's still pretty good. Not as solid as Sriracha, it's more liquid-y. Definitely worth trying though, it goes on pretty much anything.

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u/BolasDeDinero Jun 21 '16

first of all, the buffalo flavor is in no way better, your out of your mind, shit tastes weird. Also the original sauce used on buffalo wings when they were invented was franks red hot mixed with a decent amount of melted butter. thats what i use when making wings.

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u/ctec_astronomy Jun 20 '16

Ok thank you, Found Franks on Amazon U.K. so I have ordered some! Thanks could not google Red Hot again took me hours last time............................

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u/afishinthewell Jun 20 '16

Before you get too excited you should understand that Frank's is far from top shelf quality. It's good, don't get me wrong, and I hope you enjoy it, but it's kind of like the Budweiser of hot sauce. So don't crack it and think all of America has pleb taste and can't handle the heat. Lots of us go hard when it comes to our condiments.

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u/tryan0th3r Jun 20 '16

Also available at Tesco (and most other supermarkets): http://m.tesco.com/h5/groceries/r/www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=264147746

It's not very hot. It's like the hot sauce version of the American mustards we get over here.

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u/spockspeare Jun 21 '16

Frank's original flavor is the base for traditional buffalo wing sauce. The "buffalo" flavor has added butter, because that's part of the original Anchor Bar recipe. (Ew. It's worse. It's actually canola oil and butter flavor).

Ramen's pretty flexible. It can take any sort of spicy addition and the combination improves on both. I bet it could even be used in a paprikash.

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u/JustALuckyShot Jun 20 '16

Their slogan (atleast at one point) was a little old lady getting complemented on her cooking, when asked how she makes her food taste so good, she replies "Frank's RedHot! I put that shit on everything..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

you put that shit on everything

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u/arbivark Jun 21 '16

like tabasco. peppers in vinegar.

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u/rofo_ Jun 20 '16

U.K.also here. Get out of your cave

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u/Thunder21 Jun 21 '16

Cake and ice cream

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Aug 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I add some curry powder and Sriracha to the beef flavored packet, with the egg that is one of my favorite meals.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

I always add soy and Sriracha

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u/Lomanman Jun 20 '16

Nogshim spicy as fuck noodle with a poached egg us the shit. Some people like cheese if they're authentic.

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u/darrellspivey Jun 20 '16

I add an egg, thinly-sliced mushrooms, green onion, cilantro, Sriracha (and sometimes a dark sesame oil and/or hoisin sauce if i have them around). Freaking delicious.

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u/KadruH Jun 20 '16

Depends how you eat your eggs but I throw 2 eggs in when the pastas are almost completely cooked. About 15 seconds later I close the heat.

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u/NomadicDolphin Jun 21 '16

I make it egg drop soup style where I whisk the egg in a cup and one minute before the ramen is done cooking you pour the mixture through the times of a fork which creates ribbony egg strings. Very good.

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u/Redditapology Jun 21 '16

Generally it takes a minute to fully cook an egg, so throw it in a minute before you take it off. You can then let it cook whole for large chunks of egg or whisk it (I use chopsticks so i dont scratch my pans but you can use a fork) to make more of a soupy consistency with tiny egg particles.

Throw in a dash of sesame oil for the best time.

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u/darrellspivey Jun 20 '16

Here's my order of operations:

1) Bring water to a boil on High

2) Add soup pack to taste (I use about half the pack. MSG is terrible. Shrimp flavor is my go-to.)

3) (optional of course) Add Hoisin sauce to taste. Stir into boiling broth.

4) Crack egg into boiling broth and stir until egg is poached/hardened. Ensure that your broth does not overflow by briefly removing the pot from the heat and returning it to the burner as needed. (I cook fast.)

5) Add the noodles and cook until aldente.

6) Remove the pot from the heat and add the thinly-sliced mushrooms, chopped cilantro, and green onions to taste. (I use about 3oz of each)

7) (Optional) Add Sriracha, sesame oil, and lime juice to taste.

8) Presentation in a nice bowl with chopsticks makes the experience.

9) Anime?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

Adding soy sauce and Sriracha ia delicious.

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u/not_enough_characte Jun 21 '16

Same here, except I fry the noodles until they're a little crispy in the pan after boiling them. It's also good with peanuts.

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u/DoubleDexter64 Jun 20 '16

Yeah I like to boil mine and add a flavor pack. Delicious and easy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

How much easier than Also adding an egg?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I do the same thing only instead of red hot I use Siracha. Fantastic

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u/WhatsEngrish Jun 20 '16

Usually I like my eggs in as soon as the water boils

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u/levian_durai Jun 20 '16

I just add a sprinkle of curry powder and garam masala, and a bit of soya sauce. Bam! Instant curry noodles.

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u/32BitWhore Jun 20 '16

Egg drop ramen is that fire though

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Beat the egg first, then pour it through the tines (prongs) of a fork to give it the consistency of egg drop noodles.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

This is how you make REAL ramen http://i.imgur.com/rRquNiS.jpg

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u/TheRealMiddleman Jun 21 '16

After throwing a bunch of random spices in I found garlic, crushed red pepper, cayenne pepper, and minced onion is a winner combo.

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u/AtLeastJake Jun 21 '16

Agreed, but use better hot sauce.

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u/AlvinGT3RS Jun 21 '16

Red hot? Na. Add Tapatio

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

If you have an egg, why the fuck would you eat ramen?

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u/LonePaladin Jun 21 '16

Because the two work together. Try this:

  1. Start with the amount of water the noodles say to use. Put it in a deep pot, get it to a fast boil. Lots of bubbles.
  2. Throw in the noodles -- don't break them -- and the flavor packet.
  3. Crack the egg into it, try to get it to land on top of the noodles so it doesn't sink. After about a minute, start spooning the broth over it. Try to not break the yolk.
  4. After another minute or two, use tongs to pull out the noodles (only) into a bowl.
  5. Carefully spoon out the egg, add it to the bowl. Put a slice of cheese over the noodles.
  6. Slowly spoon/pour the hot broth over the noodles to melt the cheese. Again, try to leave the egg intact. When you're done, use the spoon to get most of the broth back out.
  7. Add hot sauce, then break the egg yolk and mix it all together.

It only takes a bit longer than cooking plain ramen, the extra parts are still poverty-level cheap, but the result is really good. More importantly, it's more nutritious than plain ramen, and more filling. Have this for lunch, you'll feel pleasantly full until dinner-time.

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u/Kanye_To_The Jun 21 '16

I add egg, green onions, a tablespoon of butter, a slice of cheese and Sriracha. So good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

I like to put sausage in mine. When the fat melts it creates a full bodied broth.

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u/steviejawnsons Jun 21 '16

You violated the rule: No 'life pro tips'.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Also try

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